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asian six pack 

(also referred to as the "Asian sixpack" or the "Asian six pack")

A high school term that refers to the selection of:

1. Three science courses (physics, chemistry, biology) in each of one's junior and senior years (grades 11 and 12)
2. The three aforementioned sciences and three higher mathematics courses.

The reason that this selection is so "asian" is because a large percentage of students who select either of the two options are East or South Asian.
A: What are you taking next year?
B: I'm taking English, History and the Asian Six Pack

Big Asian style 

To do something to its complete extremity. To partake in something and put in more than the adequate amount of effort required that it becomes completely over the top and unnecessary.
Example #1. "I told my friend to make himself at home but he went big Asian style and ate all my food, redecorated my house, painted the walls and shat in my garden."

Example #2. Friend #1: "Dude, I'm going to get on the piss big Asian style tonight!"

Friend #2: "Well, I look forward to scraping your ass off of the curb after you've rooted the ugliest, fattest girl in the bar, made a complete ass out of yourself and streaked down the road before passing out in a pool of blood, vomit and urine..."

Confused Asian Syndrome 

Abbr: CAS

CAS is characterized by general confusion and lost feeling whilst performing everyday activities. Very common in Asians who are "fresh off the boat"

Though there have been cases in Asian American families second to fourth generation, suggesting that it is somehow hereditary.
Teacher: Do you understand what I just said?

Confused Asian: Yes.

T: What did I just say?

CA: (Stares blankly for a bit) What?

Nearby Student: (Whispers) Classic case of Confused Asian Syndrome
Confused Asian Syndrome by TryDelt December 14, 2010

Asian Super Power Shield 

A shild designed to protect against asian's obvious natral ability to predict what you're life will be through the culinary art of creating cookies.
Wow im glad that my Asian Super Power Shield protected me from this stupid ass fortune.

asian steve 

Usually seen building computers or using a camera
Oh shit look there's Asian steve taking pictures.
asian steve by REDG2 February 4, 2014

asian sensation 

Dan Wang is an Asian Sensation, George Quin is not!!!!
asian sensation by Matty F January 30, 2005