titanium asscheek

Like a regular ass cheek but extremely strong and in shape. Nothing can break it.

"Dude, I've been working out. Come feel my titanium asscheek!"

by MORMONGURL8585 October 29, 2017

Asscheek

A term used to describe a complete clutz. Someone who has the ability to knock things over regularly, and/or messes things up at an untimely point.

1)*spills drink over table* "Awwwww dude, you're a fucking asscheek"

2)*trips over table smashing a vase* "Look what you've done now you complete asscheek"

by Boooooollocks October 2, 2005

asscheeks

The round flesh sitting at the very top of your thighs and under your back. It is almost like a cover for the anushole. Often slapped, grabbed and targeted by horny people. If left unwashed, they can grow nasty pimples.

There must be a tight ass and twat obscured beneath those big golden asscheeks.

by Wasabimoto January 6, 2008

Asscheese

Leftover sperm in your ass.

I feel asscheese from last night when I sit down.

by TickleMeFunTime May 6, 2015

asscheese

supposedly cheese made from the milk squeezed from the asses of sweaty football guys. Wisconsin, anyone?

by Knee Byter October 20, 2003

asscheese

GreenDayNFG4182

GreenDayNFG4182 is the epitome of asscheese-dom.

by Pablo February 25, 2003

arsecheeks

Used to describe the quality of specially laid on events. ie Weddings, Parties etc

This wedding is fucking arsecheeks!!

by Hank Marvin March 25, 2003