Asda stick

A device carried by many people who shop at Asda. Intended to indicate some form of disability which may or may not actually be present. Commonly used by benefits claimants to bolster their claims.

Why aren't any of those people with walking sticks limping Mummy ? Those are just wasters with Asda sticks son.

by Ophiucus October 3, 2020

asda-ey

Over-strict with attention to pointless detail.

see 'Anally Retentive'

These rules seem a little bit asda-ey

by Samuel549 December 26, 2007

Asda Bog Cleaner

A retard who cleans the bogs at Asda. These mentally-unfortunate individuals can often be seen fishing out unflushable Hill biscuits with a net and eating them for lunch.

What's David doing?

Fishing out the Snuf biscuits for lunch. Can't get enough of those lovely bourbons. Typical Asda bog cleaner!

by by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle May 16, 2009

thats a ASDA john

scruffy looking leech that attaches to anyone until all goodwill is exhausted and, has to be physically removed at which point will search for next victim

Have you managed to get rid of ASDA John or is he still using everything you got in bruv ?

Well thats a ASDA John

by ASDA John September 1, 2023

ASDA

the off-brand NCFCA created by the kicked-out mormans cuz NCFCA is smart but kinda stupid

its so easy to win everyone is either asleep or isn't paying attention to what u say in both LD and TP round

awards is so awkward u walk across a room... not even a sTaGe

yo i was in ASDA, i left after i got 1st place 4 years in a row cuz its so bad

by eope February 5, 2024

ASDA juice

Asda juice, is the fruity juice from asda, that once scanned at the checkout says "ASDA JUICE"

"HEY BILLY PASS THE ASDA JUICE"

by Asda juice November 14, 2019

ASDA John

Pulling an ASDA John

Borrowing money & having literally no intention whatsoever of honoring the debt is now widely known as pulling an ASDA John

by Fagnubfingers September 1, 2023