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asscertain

To research and make sure of some fact or detail regarding someone's behind.

I love kneading a pretty girl's shapely rump wif my hands, so I always claim dat I wanna asscertain some particular feature or quality of her delightful "rear fun bubbles" in order to persuade her to let me feel her up --- this smilingly-stated excuse usually does indeed work, although of course da cute chick always sees through my ruse, gigglingly saying, "Oh, you just wanna SQUEEZE MY BUTT!" :P

by QuacksO July 24, 2021

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acceptaination

An explaination which does <u>not</u> explain <i>why</i> a particular person does something, but which the person says in such a manner, that one can but shrug one's shoulders, and walk off.

...they went to the But 'n' Ben for a few weeks, where they live in a house with mice living under floorboards, and in the walls. "It's ok, they're Tree Mice", explained Lana. So that was that - no arguing with that acceptaination!

by Baaaaarker September 30, 2008

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Advertain

The act of advertising an event (mostly movies, Plays/musicals, ect), in such a random manner, it grabs the attention of &/or seems entertaining to the general public.

He's trying so hard to advertain the entire school to see Anything Goes this april. We haven't even finished auditions yet.

by J-Kenn January 17, 2011

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Ascertciates

n. uh-sert-see-eyts; ə-surt-sēē-āts

A portmanteau of associates degree and certification, reflecting those who have skipped college and instead achieved certifications. Also reflects an increase in employment requirements for certifications that either replace or supplement a degree.

John: How did you get this job? Did you have the experience or did you get a CS degree?
Jane: I skipped college and got my Cisco ascertciates.

John: What degree did you need for this job?
Jane: I needed more than just my bachelors, because those assclowns in HR insisted I get my Linux ascertciates!

by Retard Yoke June 5, 2013

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