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crack as tits

Meaning something is awesome or great. Another form of the word "sick" or "nasty" or 'ill". Can be used to describe anything cool or great. Can describe a person too.
Person 1: Man that jacket is crack as tits.
by Spenten August 25, 2006
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Gay as tits

"Gay as tits" is a descriptive exclamatory statement.
Much like the saying, "Gay as hell", or "Gay as shit", "Gay as tits" is used to describe the level of gayness of a certain person, place or thing.

The word "gay" can be substituted with another adjective to suit any kind of situation. For example, one who is bored may use the phrase "Bored as tits" to emphasize the level of boredom the subject is experiencing.
by xxXSwagsterMasterXxx April 25, 2014
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hot as tits

adj. - Hot in the positive sense, used mostly to describe a sexually attractive female, but can also be used with other positive instances of hot (i.e. objects, ideas). Antonym of hot as balls. Heterosexual version of hot as dick
"Hey, is that your mom? She's hot as tits!"

"Check out these clothes! They're hot as tits!"
by Bruce Salgado January 23, 2008
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high as tits

When a person is heavily under the influence of a drug that is associated with 'getting high', such as marijuana or mushrooms.
John decided to try a bit of the spliff at the party on Friday and upon returning to his flat the following conversation ensued between him and his fellow roommate, Fred.

Fred: Where ya bin John boy?

John: Just out having a wee bit a drinks with the mates

Fred: Ahh and puffin on the ol wacky tabacky I see, you look absolutely high as tits bruv

John: Ay, that I am Freddy. That I am.
by scytheblade69 July 11, 2016
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Cold as tits

A saying that originated somewhere cold, where tits would be cold, presumably. Means to make an indication about the weather.
Damn it's cold as tits out here.

What?

Arctic tits.

Ah, I see.
by corrington December 1, 2011
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Loud as Tits

Quite quiet. No discernible noise to be heard. How loud could tits really be?
Damn, that mouse was loud as tits!
by IguanaBOIIIII November 27, 2017
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