The process of strolling of a Ramblas, walkplatz, or pedestrian only area and having low rent prostitutes grab your balls front of your wives or girlfriends.
Man we left the club with Shayna and Starr and these two hookers latched onto my unit. It was the worst bartophilia attack ever!
Walking home from the pub, the Captain found a shopping cart from a grocery store two miles away - the longtime cartophiliac couldn't resist a hike in the snow.
noun. the state or condition of having no desire for attachment, affection, or relationships of any kind; a total absence of social or emotional bonding impulses