Arterial Carfunction

When someone “can’t even”.
Causing a red face and bulging vein on the temple about to burst.

Todd almost had a arterial carfunction when the dumb blonde proved him wrong.

by caitiedyd17 November 21, 2022

pasta artery

Artistic but swag penguin lover

pasta artery is a cool guy.

by Ixhent October 19, 2021

Peripheral Artery Disease

Noun (Also know as: P.A.D. ) Peripheral Artery Disease is a circulatory condition in which narrowed blood vessels reduce blood flow to the limbs.
Peripheral vascular disease is a sign of fatty deposits and calcium building up in the walls of the arteries (atherosclerosis). Risk factors include aging, diabetes, and smoking.

Wow my lower legs really ache for no reason, even when laying down. Probably because of Peripheral Artery Disease. Fuck.

by Mr. Wanna October 27, 2021

karatid artery

One of da veins in yer neck dat supplies da heavier-than-normal blood-flow needed for exceptional strength 'n' stamina when performing assorted hollering hand-chops and screaming scissor-kicks.

By da time a martial-arts performer receives a black belt, his karatid artery system will likely have developed into top form.

by QuacksO August 18, 2021

carrotid arteries

Da veins in Brer Rabbit's neck dat enable him to out-think --- and also out-RUN, when necessary --- his bigger-but-less-clever enemies like Brer Fox, Brer Wolf, and Brer Bear.

Just like Brer Rabbit, Bugs Bunny also needs to always have his carrotid arteries in top form in order to outwit --- and often to out-maneuver, as well --- his assorted bang-stick-wielding nemeses like Yosemite Sam and Elmer Fudd.

by QuacksO August 18, 2021