by Ixhent October 19, 2021

by Mickkie May 1, 2018

THE artery - upcoming super power currently in the realm of internet memes. Sprung from the genius of writers for the kick ass TV series 24; bound to transcend the borders of virtuality thereby revolutionizing human physiology and existence in general.
Part of the words of wisdom: purposefully missed THE artery.
When Tony Almeida was stabbed and declared dead, the avid viewer of 24 already knew, this wouldn't be the end. Just two years later it was confirmed in the series, that his would-be killer intended to merely fake Tony's death by stabbing, for that he purposefully missed THE artery. Life and death is simple as that.
Part of the words of wisdom: purposefully missed THE artery.
When Tony Almeida was stabbed and declared dead, the avid viewer of 24 already knew, this wouldn't be the end. Just two years later it was confirmed in the series, that his would-be killer intended to merely fake Tony's death by stabbing, for that he purposefully missed THE artery. Life and death is simple as that.
3 nerds discussing a scene from Lost
Nerd1: If Desmond is so rich, why didn't he fly first class, bruthas?
Nerd2: I thought it was implied he was in First class. He sat with Jack in economy and then went back to first class explaining why people think he 'vanished off the plane'.
Nerd1: Does that mean Chaaalie could have run into first class and vanished from the cops? No wonder first class is so expensive.
Nerd3: He had a bag of heroin pressing against THE artery. He couldn't have run anywhere. Come on!
Nerd1: THE artery is not bound by time, space or even television network. It will truly enslave us all.
Nerd1: If Desmond is so rich, why didn't he fly first class, bruthas?
Nerd2: I thought it was implied he was in First class. He sat with Jack in economy and then went back to first class explaining why people think he 'vanished off the plane'.
Nerd1: Does that mean Chaaalie could have run into first class and vanished from the cops? No wonder first class is so expensive.
Nerd3: He had a bag of heroin pressing against THE artery. He couldn't have run anywhere. Come on!
Nerd1: THE artery is not bound by time, space or even television network. It will truly enslave us all.
by glasraí_fréimhe April 8, 2010

Noun (Also know as: P.A.D. ) Peripheral Artery Disease is a circulatory condition in which narrowed blood vessels reduce blood flow to the limbs.
Peripheral vascular disease is a sign of fatty deposits and calcium building up in the walls of the arteries (atherosclerosis). Risk factors include aging, diabetes, and smoking.
Peripheral vascular disease is a sign of fatty deposits and calcium building up in the walls of the arteries (atherosclerosis). Risk factors include aging, diabetes, and smoking.
Wow my lower legs really ache for no reason, even when laying down. Probably because of Peripheral Artery Disease. Fuck.
by Mr. Wanna October 27, 2021

Da veins in Brer Rabbit's neck dat enable him to out-think --- and also out-RUN, when necessary --- his bigger-but-less-clever enemies like Brer Fox, Brer Wolf, and Brer Bear.
Just like Brer Rabbit, Bugs Bunny also needs to always have his carrotid arteries in top form in order to outwit --- and often to out-maneuver, as well --- his assorted bang-stick-wielding nemeses like Yosemite Sam and Elmer Fudd.
by QuacksO August 18, 2021
