Armoured bear

Describing either a bear from the movie The Golden Compass.. or a photograph taken with ones eyes pained to look like Alice Cooper.
Can also be used to sign anonymous documents/saying/comments.

Hello,
How are you today?

from
Armoured Bear.

by Armoured Bear February 26, 2008

Armored glizzy

A FAT GLIZZY with a cornmeal batter acting as a high armored bullet proof protective seal. Also Known as a CornDog

“Yo what did you eat for dinner?”

“Oh you know, i had a gourmet armored glizzy”

by Jaren!!! September 8, 2020

ArmoredVortex

The Coolest Person In the entire universe. Their coolness extends beyond space

Oh Look ArmoredVortex is here

by ArmoredVortex August 18, 2021

armored worm

A Dragon/Ghost type added in gen 4 of Pokemon as one of the box art legends

Person A:Hey waht game did you pick for gen 4?
Person B:I picked platinum!
Person A:The one with armored worm on the box?
Person B:yeah that one

by Greener39 February 12, 2022

Mobile Armored Vehicles

See Cluster Fuck...

Man, noone at Mobile Armored Vehicles knows what the hell they are doing.

Yeah, it's a real cluster fuck here.

by muddminnow June 12, 2010

Armored AIDS Bears

America's only true enemy, these bears are unstoppable in every sense of the word. Well, ALMOST any sense. By that I mean the one man alone, or should I say, the two fists together that can defeat this Armored AIDS menace. This man is Woodrow Wilson, America's 28th president. Back at ye olde peace conference in France or whatever, this discovery was made. The conference was stormed by Bears of the Armored AIDS variety, and everyone fled for their lives, except for brave Woodrow. He then developed his legendary double punch technique on the fly, he followed his instincts and aimed for what he knew was the Bear's weak-spot. Right in his Armored AIDS throat! Realizing that these bears would never cease to pursue him, he concocted his unstoppable 14-point plan. This plan consisted of punching these bears in their 14 vital points. All of which are the throat. That would be, let's see, hmmm.... 7 double punches folks!!!
At a lowly insignificant peace conference, a new threat surfaced. And from its Armored AIDS ashes, a hero arose.

Dude did you hear that Woodrow Wilson let that other guy at the peace conference get mauled just because he thought it was funny? But then punched the bear so hard in the throat, that the other guy resurrected from the dead and became the new Jesus?

Yeah, me neither. Furthermore, armored aids bears

by Jacques Charlot June 30, 2008

armored

To be ready for something, usually in the sense of having prepared for such a situation in advance.

That chick tried to dis Caleb bad, but he was totally armored for that kinda shit.

by Peter D. October 21, 2005