Armando

pronounced "ah-r-mahn-doh"
but often pronounced "arm-&-o" or "ar-mahn-dough"
1. a Spanish (male) name.
2. the name means "Army man"
3. literally means "assembling" in Spanish.

Gringo: Where is ar-mahn-dough?
José: ¿Armando? Está armando una maquina.
Gringo: I don't speak Mexican.
José: Assembling a machine, güey!

by skad8erateher February 5, 2010

armando

state of extreme hyperness

She was very armando today.

by Brittney Hillards September 29, 2007

Armando

Let see just say, this man is very talented. Smart as hell and brags about it all the time. He might annoy the hell out of u but u can't stay mad at him forever( at least I hope). Might be a little (a lot) stupid or retarded and never uses common sense but doesn't care. He just wants to be himself and only himself( what can I say). Loves himself to the limit (but not more than his madre. Can do whatever he wants whenever he wants and loves by his teachers. Very friendly and can play (foot) ball like a beast. That's Armando for u smart retarded hyper and talented. But most of all the sexiest man on the planet

Who is that? - random immigrant 1
Idk but he looks pretty stupid but smart at the same time- random immigrant 2
Then it is and Armando, those basturds. - random immigrant 1

by Mondo8144 May 14, 2017

Armandt

Smooth operator, eternal procrastinator, joint and roach violator, female vibrator/perculator; all round curious investigator.

OMG! Did you see that Armandt walk by? Now i'm dripping like a perculator.....

Aw my gawd, I got the Armandt 5000 last weekend, Girl, I am telling you with that machine, you don't even need a man! Like seriously!
Hey man, you pulled such an Armandt on that girl right there....

Q: Why do you wanna know that? A: I'm just Armandt man!

by Burnwest June 7, 2013

armandingo

A title given to a high lord in the medieval ages. It is one of the highest honors bestowed upon a high lord for his combat spirit and sexual prowess.

"Thee Sir Duke of Madrigal is rather good with thou sword", "yes indeed he is, an armandingo is proper suit for him".

by MajestyDong October 15, 2013

Armando

He is the best dad ever.If ur dads name is Armando u are the luckiest person.He will never give up on u.he is funny and nice.He may have been through a lot and be sad from the inside but will never show it.He will always love his family. Armando is just the best 1.) Dad 2.) Husband 3.) Friend 4.) Uncle 5.)son!.<3 they are someone u would never want to lose in ur life.

Armando is the best.

by Ihatemylife<3 February 5, 2022

Armando

He is a real weird dude. He is short. Every night at this certain time he always gets in sad nigga hours. All the girls that he talks to say they remind them of their lil brother. He ruined the human race one time because he had a one night stand and created a demon child. He runs really fast though. I guess you could say he is a cool dude. No homo or hetero though.

His penis is short but he can go fast , its just like armando

by Bixch December 2, 2018