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aristot

The act of taking it in the ass by a broom handle that splintered.
Oh ya mutha fucka?! Im going to aristot you, you piece of shit!
by Jacob McMurdo March 27, 2005
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The Aristocrats

An common joke among comedians involving a travelling family of performers doing bizarre sex acts with each other during an audition in front of a talent scout. When the talent scout asks what they call themselves, the lead proudly announces, "The Aristocrats!"
The point of this joke is not the punchline, "The Aristocrats!", but rather the gratuitous descriptions of the sex acts and bodily fluids. These vary depending on the teller. Below is a short example of the joke.
So, a family goes in to a talent scout asking for an audition, and the talent scout says, OK.
The father proceeds to undress himself and rips the clothes off his family, have all sorts of sex with his entire family, and by the end, the room is covered in urine, semen, feces, blood, sweat, tears, vaginal juices, vomit, hair, spit, earwax, mucus, toenails, fingernails, and little bits of skin.
You can imagine the kind of things that must have gone on...
When asked what they call the act, the father responds,
"The Aristocrats!"
by Aaron June 19, 2006
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aristocat

A respectable African-American gentleman.

also spelled aristokat
Mr. Bentley Fonzworth is an aristocat.
by The Great One February 26, 2004
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aristocrat

A very disgusting brand of rum.
I drank that first sip of Aristocrat and almost threw up, cuz it was so nasty!
by like2party May 27, 2010
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Aristoclat

An aristocrat who is also a clat. Clat means prick.
"Hey look at that guy that inherited his power and is incompetent and can't do his job properly, what an aristoclat."
by Anarkeeeeeeee April 25, 2009
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Aristofrat

One who is of the noblest fraternities on campus and is known for his high caliber of frattiness. An aristofrat is always sipping, always has a lovely lady at hand, and is the life of the party. Most aristofrats have catchy last names like, "Butler" or, "Ferrara". Some are also given fratty nicknames such as "The Sip King".
Guy 1: Hey do you see that guy over there wearing a velvet robe who is doing two beer bongs and has a gorgeous girl holding his solo cup?

Guy 2: Yea, that guy is a legendary aristofrat. They call him, "Tank".
by JMayzin November 19, 2010
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