rip you a new one

it's like tear you a new one, that is to kick someone's ass and threaten to rip/tear him a new asshole

If you don't stop harassing me i'll rip you a new one!

by Beggi April 29, 2007

tear you a new one

literally rip someone a new asshole.
in use can be verbal abuse or a threat to actual physical harm or in some circles could be quite literal
see prison pussy

you better stop lookin at my girfriend before i have to tear you a new one

by nick_pepper October 10, 2004

tear you a new one

Among the highest degrees of complete ownage, to tear someone a new asshole is to either physically or verbally beat the living fuck out of an opponent or his or her arguments.

Jon: I'm so much bettter than everyone.

Me: Is that before or after I tear you a new one? Let's see...together with your girl parts, that'll give you three

by Way to go, douchefag! July 16, 2009

You have one new text message

You have one new text message. High five

You have one new text message. High five

by WordDisassociation November 1, 2020

tear you a new one

Kicking someone's butt.

If you don't quit looking at my wife's hooters dude, I'm gonna tear you a new pronto.

by mangus June 5, 2004

You owe me one

It's an English phrase to be used when you want the other person to know that they owe you something after you did something for them, usually either in the form of respect, or a favour.

Josh : Hey man thanks for saving my ass that day.

John : You owe me one for that bruv.

by MetalArachnoid1331 October 28, 2022

I'm the one you don't fuck with

A phrase you use when introducing yourself, a phrase that is shrouded in mystery and makes you look like a total badass.

Guy #1: Hey, who is that guy in the dark corner?

Guy #2: I don't know, lets ask him.

(Walk up to the badass)

Guy #1: Who are you?

Badass: I'm the one you don't fuck with...

Guy #1 & #2: O.O

by dogottsel August 27, 2013