Arbor Mist Bias

The believe that all wine should be as sweet as Arbor Mist and if it is not then it is a bad wine.

John: I'm drinking Pinot Grizio
Katlyn: Ew not sweet enough
John: Ahhh, perfect example of the Arbor Mist Bias

by FromKatlyn+John November 6, 2018

armored titan

A beast of a titan from the anime tv show "attack on titan" who is capable of destroying the gates in the wall

Armored titan: rrruuuuhhhhhhhhh!!!
Soldiers: RUN, CLOSE THE GATE!!!

by ET-HAN123 April 21, 2017

arboreal napologist

one who studies the effects of nap taking in trees

If you want to know about napping in trees, consult an arboreal napologist.

by arbordwell April 29, 2015

Arborosexual

The sexual orientation toward the world of insects.
Not to be confuses with formicophilia, which is the act of being crawled by insect and deriving sexual pleasure.

- Gay bi straight?
- Arborosexual!
- What?
- I like to fuck those ants pussies, they are so tight!

by Pellostyle September 14, 2016

Ann Arbor

1. The only place in Michigan that truly understands what the world is like. This definition is used by residents of Ann Arbor.

2. "Six square miles surrounded by reality." This definition is used by the rest of Michigan.

1. "I wish the rest of the state was like Ann Arbor and not a bunch of gun-waving hunters and high school dropout factory workers."

2. "I apologize for my friend's condescension. He grew up in Ann Arbor."

by huMI December 11, 2010

Arboreal Onanism

Masturbating in trees.

Prior to killing Martha Moxley, Michael Skakel masturbated in a nearby tree. He was convicted of 1 count of arboreal onanism.

by TwatCop September 23, 2005

Aboredtion

The act of using a coat hanger to remove all of the boredom out of your snatch. (Including the broth)

Jackie, give me an aboredtion!

by Creestoff January 12, 2013