April 5th

April 5th is national “fin grows a pair of balls and Dylan punches them in their new sack day”

“Be careful. It’s April 5th. And Dylan’s right over there!!”

by Ilovemyspouse April 5, 2024

April 5th

National poopoo day

hey can I rub poopoo on your face
No!
but its April 5th
fine

by pizza crumbs April 24, 2021

April 5th

A national holiday where you MUST give you’re partner postage stamps in order to get arch pics

Hey it’s April 5th i got you the stamps arch pic when??

by Anniversary bot April 5, 2024

April 5th

National send your husband/bf an arch pic for the special day

Bae it’s April 5th arch pic day you know what Time it is.

by Jfhhdhdhchchxh April 5, 2024

April 5th

It's national midget day. Say hi to your midget friend.

"Look at that girl, it's her birthday today. "
"But today's April 5th, the national midget day!"
"Well she is a midget."
"She is!"

by Prelepimiske April 4, 2023

April 5th

National roast day

Person 1:It's April 5th!
Person 2:Imma roast U then

by just_a_chill_dude March 15, 2025

April 5th

I despise this day. I wish I hadn't given him the damn note. now I'm stuck with a manipulative bf. I wish i could leave but i dont have the balls to. might just tie the rope and leave that way. augh.

bf: Heyyy it's april 5th its been a year babe
gf: oh..yeah a year.. a year of this relationship...woohoo!
bf: aren't you happy? you can't be sad around me. You're making me sad now, you don't want to make me sad do you? that's basically treating me like shit. wow you are a horrible person!!

:(

by augh ima kms augh September 15, 2022