dental appointment

Term that covers any excuse for not closing the deal on a blow job.

Q: "Hey man, she was at your place for like 2 hours... You at least get some dome?"
A: "Nope, fuckin' dental appointment."

by Lemongello February 2, 2013

Appointmenting

The process of going back and forth between two peoples schedules to try and find a time that works for both people.

The process of appointmenting is extremely frustrating in our massage therapy clinic because everyone's schedules are so busy.

by yocale January 17, 2016

appintment

An appointment to share a pint of a beverage, preferably alcoholic.

Hey, want to go over to Hoolihan's for an appintment on Friday?

When's our next appintment?

Charles and I had an appinment last week. I had to call a cab when it was over!

by mikeycav June 16, 2010

zozo appointment

An arrangement a woman makes with a partner to receive fellatio.

I don't want you playing with my pussy like it's a violin or a flute, I want you to get in there and eat it like a buffet. That's what the Zozo appointment is for.

by Zozoappointment December 8, 2018

booty appointment

A scheduled time to get together with a friend to have sex. Just like a booty call but usually planned a few days in advance.

Sorry bro I can't come to your party this friday, I got a booty appointment with Vanessa.

by UrbanPrick November 29, 2012

Shag Appointment

when a have a date set up with a girl so that u can fuck

Guy: Hey, ready for our shag appointment?
Girl: ofc I am see u tonight

by LucaLover123 March 13, 2020

doctors appointment

A specific time set to see a medical doctor. The patient usually has booked the appointment months in advance to get the first available time. A sign in sheet is at the reception desk and the receptionist is pissed because you interrupted her cell phone texting. Then the patient is handed a stack of papers to fill out and told to have a seat. After not feeling well and stressing about what may be wrong then gets to wait in the crowded, germ filled room for another 2 hrs. After the doctors appointment one may find themselves wondering why they even went and if they will receive a letter from epidemiology saying they were exposed to some contagious disease.

I went to my doctors appointment today and read old magazines in a germ filled, dirty waiting room for 2 hrs. When the medical assistant called me in I waited for another 1/2 hr in the exam room to see the doctor for 5 mins. However, I should feel lucky because I have an HMO that tells my doctors how to practice medicine.

by kaneki September 26, 2009