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Applebeeization

Taking something and making it generic, sweet, and foofy to appeal to a mass market.
A sour apple martini is NOT a martini -- it is the Applebeeization of a martini!
by whirljack March 23, 2010
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Taking Grandma to Applebees

When a Grandma and or "Gilf" in your Neighborhood goes down on 3 or more neighbors within a one block radius. She would be "Eating good in the Neighborhood".
Three of my neighbors are "Taking Grandma to Applebees". She sure is "eating good in the neighborhood".
by lvjb November 11, 2010
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AppleBeesing

When someone makes it very obvious that they are adjusting their junk in front of company or a public place (Like my dad did at Applebees)
OMG Becky, He was Applebeesing right in front of my parents!
by The Applebeezer September 27, 2020
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Applebees Date Rape Creepy

This level of lowlife predator/cheapskate can be found in the $ “happy hour” halls of establishments such as Apple’s etc.

Just waiting with a shitty spiked cocktail like a bomb... ready to blot out the future happiness out of their next naïve victim....

The slang application of this term is “Alvined”
“Alvin isn’t your typical creep. He is like Applebees Date Rape Creepy!”

“Did you hear about the last receptionist? Yeah, she quit too! She kept saying she got ‘Alvined’
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Blitzed at Applebees

Getting blitzed at Applebees is a term that can apply to getting fucked up at any chain restaurant. Preferably on cheap signature drinks. With apps obvi.
“Dude let’s go get blitzed at Applebees this weekend.” “Heck yeah dude wanna go to Chili’s” “idk man I was thinking like TGIFridays”
by MHlovr March 9, 2022
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Applebee's

Applebee's is a living nightmare for both employee and customer. Orders will almost always be late because the underpaid workers don't give a damn.
Employee: "Welcome to Applebee's. Would you like the apples or the bees?"
Customer: "Uhh... Bees?"
Employee: "THEY HAVE SELECTED THE BEES."
Customer: "Wait..."
*Employee advances while shaking a jar of bees.*
by Bill Nye the Science Eye January 19, 2022
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Taking Grandma to Applebee's

Sex. Cheap, dirty sex.

Term dubbed by Conan O'Brien 11-9-2010
You better be taking grandma to applebee's this weekend, dude.
by sarcasticbitch23 November 18, 2010
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