Appetitis C

A disease in the Appetitis family which causes a powerful loss of appetite that massively impacts your eating. This one is one of the worse as it makes you completely unable to eat and feel full all the time even when you haven't eaten shit in days.

Person 1: I'm suffering man, I can't eat. I've got Appetitis C.
Person 2: That sounds like shit.

by Whackcoon August 20, 2024

Appetizer Scrooge

1. When dining with someone that hogs all the appetizers
2. When a diner is hangry and complains about why it is taking so long for the appetizers to come out

I was grabbing dinner with LeRoy and he ate all the mozz sticks while I was in the bathroom. That guy is a real Appetizer Scrooge

by Karl McCarlson January 01, 2025

appetized hands

Hands with the appetite to masturbate. Usually caused by a boner.

If you have a boner and appetized hands, be careful if you wish to masturbate.

by ManMan36 April 29, 2016