A really funny and cute guy. He has amazing hair and all the girls love him. But, his heart belongs to a beautiful and funny girl. Sometimes he can be salty though...
by Foodloverpotato04 February 18, 2017
Oh god is he stupid. Normally, Ines likes him but Ines is too ugly and André will not like her back. André normally has lots of ex’es. At last he probably settles on a girl named Yannis. He will do anything and give anything to get his love. He is very rich too. He spends a crap ton of money daily and if you ever see him date girls, the girls are usually gold diggers. He’s very violent when peeps piss his girl. Swears a lot too.
Below is a gif showing a angry André.
Below is a gif showing a angry André.
by Feeo October 29, 2019
André is short (about 4 foot 3), kind of ugly, has a really cute smile, a really bad temper, has multiple personality disorder and is just an all-around terrible guy you would not want as a friend (Normally he is just jealous of his taller friends). Also, he usually gets bullied by his friends in every party, discord call and group chat . André also has a terrible love life, typically falling in love with girls who just reject him.
Remember that time Andrés girlfriend broke up with him by text?
Damn, at least it can't be worse than the way Natalia rejected André.
I'm a total André Raposo when it comes to Fado!
Damn, at least it can't be worse than the way Natalia rejected André.
I'm a total André Raposo when it comes to Fado!
by PedroFernandes February 05, 2022
Andrés is an all knowing, kind hearted, beautifully designed human being made by the old gods. He has a thick dick and balls and you like that
by RisaTyppi January 06, 2020
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by Raffael gonzales May 12, 2020
André Piolat is a French school in North Vancouver with no money because their dumbs principle decided to spend it all on bikes. Yes. God damn road Bikes. It used to be a good school to attend a while ago but since no teachers liked the school and all left, the school is now stuck with teachers who barely even speak English or French.
They are trying to build up their high school but there are only 20 kids in it, its so bad that everyone decides to leave after 7th grade. They also waster their money on "pizza parties" where they manage to get 500 pizza from Boston Pizza. Now my question is, how many children did you use for labour to get that many pizza's.
My point is, don't go to that school
They are trying to build up their high school but there are only 20 kids in it, its so bad that everyone decides to leave after 7th grade. They also waster their money on "pizza parties" where they manage to get 500 pizza from Boston Pizza. Now my question is, how many children did you use for labour to get that many pizza's.
My point is, don't go to that school
Old friends meeting later in life:
person 1: Remember that shitty school André Piolat
person 2: Oh yeah, I never want to get within a mile of that place again
person 1: Remember that shitty school André Piolat
person 2: Oh yeah, I never want to get within a mile of that place again
by EatBonana April 19, 2022