Analysis

Analysis comes from anal (of the ass) and the ysis part correlates to kidney dialysis, in which bad stuff is removed from the body. So "analysis" would pretty much mean "talking out of one's ass."

You can't spell analysis without anal

by dildo777 July 26, 2019

phone ring analysis

when you call someone and they don't answer so you count the number of rings to tell if theyre either ignoring you, have their phone turned off, or if they just didnt get to their phone in time

no rings and goes straight to voicemail means theyre phone is turned off when you called.

5 or 6 rings means they just couldnt get to their phone

anything less than 3 rings means they looked at their caller id and chose to ignore

She's still mad at me because i used a phone ring analysis after i called her and it rang only once so she ignored my call

by hardhitr3 August 11, 2009

Analitis

Inflammation of the anus.

I got a bad case of analitis.

I went to the doctor for some butt pain and he confirmed that I've come down with a bad case of analitis.

Mike: Hey, remember when we mooned Lisa last week?

Tony: Yes.

Mike: She later told me that your anus didn't look to healthy.

Tony: Ya, I've got a bad case of analitis.

by la the bright man March 20, 2010

Analsis

1. A misspelling of the word Analysis (mostly attributed to a defect "y"-key or just general incompetence of the writer)

2. Conducting anal sex with a female sibling

"I did a scientific analsis with her yesterday"

"I thought your sister didn't like anal?"

by TheCG June 10, 2022

analysis

A special form of telekenesis that targets and inflicts pain to one's anus.

I was about to steal the Tide from the store, but Mr. T came in and used his analysis on me and stole it first. I walked funny for a week.

by J-Hoax June 14, 2010

analisia

A girl who is easily impressed and is a loves to film. A girl who is a people pleaser and loves to try hard and be nice to people. Someone who is pretty,nice,hard working,kind and amazing.

Hey who's that girl

Oh its just Analisia the most awsomest friend.

by Analisia February 18, 2017

Meowspeak Analysis

This is how we will one day speak to our delectable kittens on a deeper level. We will measure the inflection of their Meowspeak and determine their emotions based off of this.

I just used Meowspeak Analysis to determine Meow Meowsons’ emotions. We are now best friends and can communicate seamlessly.

by Birdie Birdiekins October 15, 2019