`1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?/.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\][poiuytrewq=-0987654321`?><MNBVCXZ":LKJHGFDSA}{POIUYTREWQ+_)(*&^%$#@!~

what happens when you are so bored with your boring useless life that you press every key on the keyboard, hold shift, press every key in reverse, and hold shift while pressing every key in reverse, because you're also too lazy to use your telekinetic abilities to press every key simultaneously and make your computer break just like your heart when you were born.

Person 1: "My life is so boring"
Person 2: "what you gonna do?"
Person 1: "`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?/.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321`?><MNBVCXZ":LKJHGFDSA}{POIUYTREWQ+_)(*&^%$#@!~"

by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 8, 2021

asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdf

How many ASDF s does it take for no searches on google to show up you ask?

Look no more, on a bored night, as I'd run out of material on Pornhub to masturbate so I mashed the asdf key in frustration. I then realized that there were definitions up to 7 asdfs, so I asked how many does it take to run out lol please kill me. So i did I started by saying "asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfnopleasereallykillmeinolongerwanttoexistasdasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdf" and it worked!

Hopefully, literarily never used as an example. asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdf

by BordedomKiller October 24, 2018

asdf

Asdf just is. Do not question the almighty power of asdf

One such example, "asdf" converted into morse code is .- ... -.. ..-. If you take the .'s and convert them to 0's and take the -'s and convert them to 1's, you get the binary number of 010001000010, which is 1090 in decimal. The year 1090 just happens to be 2 years after Christodoulos of Patmos, supported by Emperor Alexius I Komnenos, founded the monastery of Saint John the Theologian on Patmos. Only *4* years after the year 1090 AD... The First Crusade (1095-99) captured Jerusalem; and the Latin Kingdom of Jerusalem begins. Now because the Crusade on Jerusalem happened only a short time after the crucial year 1090, we can convert the letters ASDF into the ancient hebrew alphabet, and we get Aleph Vov Daled Samech (because of the differences in alphabets, these might not be accurate translations). We take the letters, and convert them into one word. Alephvovdaledsamech -- which converted phonetically sounds like "A lef volv da leads a mech". We can then read these sounds into words, and we get "A left Volvo does leads a mech." Going further, we get "A left Volvo does lead the mechanics", or "A left Volvo does lead the mechanical industry". We can then read into it, that a "left Volvo", obviously a car made in a country where you drive on the left side of the road, will one day lead the mechanical, or automobile industry. Ford Motors Inc. must have found out about this information before I could disclose it to you -- for they just bought Volvo. Ford is obviously trying to change this age-old Hebrew prophecy, and claim the winnings for themselves!

by joe dimagio December 7, 2004

asdfghjklqwertyuiopmnbvcxz

The last and final stage of boredom, when all else has failed and you need something to do, so you go to urban dictionary to see if they have a definition for this.

Rick: yo I'm so bored
guy: me to, I could search up qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
Rick: Heck, I could search up asdfghjklqwertyuiopmnbvcxz
Guy: n-n-noooooooooooooo
(rick dies of boredom, The end.)

by Xtream powah October 9, 2017

asdfasdfasdfasdf

1. What one types when one is very bored or can't think of anything to say.
Not to be confused with asdfmovie, a Youtube series of a similar name.

Joe couldn't take bear to type his lab report any longer, so he began to absentmindedly type asdfasdfasdfasdf.

by ffvidagambla October 22, 2013

`1234567890-qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;'

when you move your fingers across the keyboard and go down until you hit enter.

its still 3:00 am and I've been looking for free definitions but I can't find it. I've been looking since yesterday. I just found this one, `1234567890-qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'

by Arockthatlived December 23, 2018

asdfghjklmnbvcxzqwertyuiop

The ultimate sign of boredom. You tried all the other things.

NOW TRY SOMETHING NORMAL.

Man: Im so bored...
I know!

*types*

Man: Now I typed 'asdfghjklmnbvcxzqwertyuiop' but im still bored.

by dsaioghpertgnuifgherighedfuigh October 14, 2012