The best athlete in MMA. Currently signed to UFC. Former Strikeforce,Dream and K1 HW Champion. Known for destroying wanna-be fighter Brock Lesnar.
by stefoka January 4, 2012

gayest cunt ever (also a cripple)..... will also turn women gay and has to have sexual intercourse 8 times to not be considered a virgin
dan: Fuck off Alistair you crippled cunt
leo: You stupid fuck how did you manage to turn your girlfriend gay
Alistair: sorry guys I can't help it I guess I'm just a Alistair Morrison(virgin)
leo: You stupid fuck how did you manage to turn your girlfriend gay
Alistair: sorry guys I can't help it I guess I'm just a Alistair Morrison(virgin)
by dan za(gotta huge)koc November 7, 2017

A crazy person no one likes except himself. He listens to too much Green Day, and has no interest in music or his family
by Skeleton secretary October 16, 2017

by jennyfromtheblock#pussyslay September 4, 2022

An annoying and emo little boy who punches everyone. people find his bad 'puns' and 'good' sense of humor very irritating. he isn't very good at anything except punching people in the arms and playing the bass guitar
by Skeleton secretary February 26, 2019

by AlistairLeeLover December 10, 2021

A very bad Motherfucker.
Occasionally eats 'meat' and dick.
Also likes rats.
Doesn't like cats very much though.
Occasionally eats 'meat' and dick.
Also likes rats.
Doesn't like cats very much though.
by Nashuee September 8, 2021
