by ZiZivert January 16, 2018
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Always has a 3m Panzerkampfwagen in the morning that can literally make women give birth within a blink of an eye.
- Hey bro have you had any hemorrhoid lately??
- No Alibek, why?
- Just wanted to help a friend “you know”
(Something’s starting to emerge and it’s definitely not a light saber or Zhongli’s pillar)
-Oh no Alibek! wait! I think I have hemorrhoid now!
Main moral: Even men cannot withstand his intimidating Panzerkampfwagens morning presence.
- No Alibek, why?
- Just wanted to help a friend “you know”
(Something’s starting to emerge and it’s definitely not a light saber or Zhongli’s pillar)
-Oh no Alibek! wait! I think I have hemorrhoid now!
Main moral: Even men cannot withstand his intimidating Panzerkampfwagens morning presence.
by Nazi’s are still alive November 21, 2021
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Gives dictator vibes, while wearing printed flowers shirts, and has a humour heavier than the universe itself. Tendency to be bald
Gives dictator vibes, while wearing printed flowers shirts, and has a humour heavier than the universe itself. Tendency to be bald
by Kuralbedo November 22, 2021
Get the Alibert mug.Aliyeah is a beautiful woman, one that will make your head turn and have you staring at her for an eternity. A smart and wise girl as well, she can tell if you like her (and will finish your sentence when you proceed to tell her how you feel). Very funny and different from the rest, that's what makes her attractive, aside from her beauty. She might have a past or a history, that's what makes her who she is. She's the kind of girl you want to marry, and spend the rest of your life with, because the relationship you have with her is so great and amazing. A girl you can hold and kiss all day, you better keep her and prove your worth or else some other man will.
Malcolm: Yo, I know Aliyeah and I are great friends, but I really want for us to be more than that....I think I love her.
Sam: Yeah, you and her are always making fun of each other or having a lot of fun, that's amazing. Do you really care for her?
Malcolm: Yeah, I really do. I want to show her, but I feel like I can't. She has that history with that other guy, but I just know he can't do it like I can.
Sam: Show her then; prove your worth
Sam: Yeah, you and her are always making fun of each other or having a lot of fun, that's amazing. Do you really care for her?
Malcolm: Yeah, I really do. I want to show her, but I feel like I can't. She has that history with that other guy, but I just know he can't do it like I can.
Sam: Show her then; prove your worth
by Thattoneegirll November 22, 2021
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by haternumberone November 23, 2021
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