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Alfonso is a very sexy human being and if you meet him then he’s the best friend you’ve ever had. All his ex’s are toxic but he’s still better than all of their current and future boyfriends because he’s built like a Greek God.
Girl 1: “is that Alfonso?”
Girl 2: “yh he’s sooooooo fitttttt”
Alfonso by CremeBrulée August 3, 2022
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Alfonso is a dude with a big nose. He is often confused for a Jewish person, but he looks more like an Arab guy. He will unleash his inner demons if provoked.
Yo I think Alfonso is gonna unleash his inner demons. He is going to rape you!
Alfonso by RicardoLover October 16, 2022
An italian name for a man who is the master of making spaghetti
Alfonso: I'm-a the best-a pastamaker in-a town-a
Alfonso by Thesayingsman665 September 6, 2023
Alfonso is big hearted person who will always be there for you.loves his family and friends and be such a gentlemen .He loves one girl and you will feel safe in his hands.
Jasmine:"I am sorry for your loss."
Her:" It's okay Alfonso is here."
Alfonso by Flokosk1ng November 21, 2023

alfonsö 

the most caring and sweet guy you’ll ever meet. he cares and will always be there for you, hes very tall and comforting.
alfonsö is the one for kiera. <33
alfonsö by eggplant 🍆 November 23, 2021

Alfonsö 

the most caring and sweet guy you'll ever meet. he cares and will always be there for you, he's very tall and comforting.
alfonsö is the one for kiera. <33
Alfonsö by eggplant 🍆 November 23, 2021

Alfonso Torres

Alfonso Torres is a downright genius. He's pretty freakin cute and really outgoing. He gets shit done and isn't afraid to speak his mind. He is rteally random and is guaranteed to make you laugh. He lives in the crap town called terra bella.
dang he just busted an Alfonso Torres and got perfect scores
Alfonso Torres by statsoffire December 7, 2010