Alfonso is a tall guy, who has ZERO Rizzzz. He plays basketball and has crazy hair. He may seem innocent but he is crazy for the women. But because his rizz levels are low things are unfortunate.
by Lebron12345 September 14, 2022
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by soriano January 23, 2009
Get the alfonso soriano mug.Spanish football "stadium" situated in Getafe, a town nearby Madrid, that stadium is known for its poor rates of attendance each match, urban legend says "When someone find a Getafe's supporter at the Coliseum Alfonso Pérez, the world will end"
by AdrianB_ June 6, 2013
Get the Coliseum Alfonso Pérez mug.Alfonso is big hearted person who will always be there for you.loves his family and friends and be such a gentlemen .He loves one girl and you will feel safe in his hands.
by Flokosk1ng November 21, 2023
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by Thesayingsman665 September 6, 2023
Get the Alfonso mug.When a guy sucks another guy's dick, then spits the semen in his ear and licks, then licks his dirty ass, spits the shit on the other ear, and licks it. Meanwhile, the other guy must be moaning a Harry Styles song.
Wow, look at him. I'd love to do him a dirty Alfonso.
He did me a dirty Alfonso. I couldn't stop moaning to "Watermelon sugar".
He did me a dirty Alfonso. I couldn't stop moaning to "Watermelon sugar".
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