Alpine, TX

A small town in way west Texas that isn't close to anywhere and where you know everyone and everyone knows your business. Pleasant for children and the retiring. Miserable for anyone between the ages of 16-45, unless you enjoy few people, ranching, gossip, or great mountain sunsets.

"Where you from?"
"Alpine, TX."
"Where's that?"

Enough said...

by smalltownkid1 March 2, 2009

Aline

A nice person that loves herself

Person 1 I look so pretty today
Person 2 Oh shit that must be Aline

by Moneymoney11 November 29, 2018

alfie hair

To complete mess up your hair style,

to make your hair look rediculously spikey and messed up
not a good look

Damn it this wind is going to give me alfie hair

by MattM210 May 30, 2017

Alfietime

the magical tipping point between 15:59 and 16:00

its alfietime, im going home to jerk off

by ALFIE69 November 25, 2022

Alpine Skier

When a girl sits between two guys and simultaneously gives them a hand job.

During our flight back from Chicago Marie sat in the middle seat and gave Aaron and I an Alpine Skier.

by Tacotyme November 6, 2009

albineye

albineye is a relative of the "brown eye", but much more elusive. An albineye is when someone bleaches their anus, thereby making the brown eye less pronounced and more closely matching the color of their other skin. Since it has been bleached, it looks somewhat like an albino's sphincter, and therefore becomes the "albineye".

Pronounced like: al-bye-nye

I was really impressed after bleaching my girlfriend's anus. Now when I bang her from behind, it stares at me like an albineye.

by bigjimandthetwins October 27, 2011

Alfie

Alfie is a person with a massive cock and is really buff. Every Alfie i know is always wearing sweatpants so he can show off his giant penis.

"hey look its Alfie"

"how do you know you've never met him"

"cant you see his big elephant cock trough his sweat pants and his giant fucking mucsles"

by alfieisnotamankeymonkey June 20, 2022