Alberts

The worst possible last name in the world, but Gorham is somehow worse because Gorham isn’t an absolute fucking gimp.

Alberts is my last name.

by GoryGamer September 18, 2018

albertscereal

Likes albert. AlbertsCereal is a on tik tok

AlbertsCereal is good at editing

by anonymous November 11, 2020

alberts.r4t

Someone who has blonde short curly hair and is short themselves

Wow they are such a alberts.r4t

by Melanie169462 April 25, 2022

albertsexual

albertsexual is when you have strong feelings for albert and would get run over by a bus for him.

hey look at shaun she is so ALBERTSEXUAL look at him she looks at him!

by tommyinnitisabigman January 5, 2021

The Protocols of the Alberts of Zion

The anti-Semitic conspiracy theory that Marv, Ken, and Steve control the world of sportscasting.

Protocol 1: There are no good Jewish Athletes except Sandy Koufax, and there are many Jewish sportscasters who continually give us nerdy statistics about sports on a daily basis. This shows that the Protocols of the Alberts of Zion is a real conspiracy that keeps gentiles from commenting on sports.

by ohiso.com October 13, 2006

AlbertsStuff

Flamingo (YouTuber) back when he was edgy and cursed.

OG Fan: Remember AlbertsStuff?
New Fan:What’s that?

by BigBlackCockadoodledoo August 21, 2022

albertsmerch

He's the best tiktok as he's the best he has infinite followers and stuff he made a cult and it's the best cult ever I hope you guys follow him if you don't I'll kill your guys anyways bye! me 🔪 hater

Hater: Albertsmerch sucks I hope he dies lol
Me: ... YOU'VE INSULTED THE WRONG PERSON MATE 🔪👦

by Fan of people September 12, 2021