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Alaskan Paintjob

When you get a lap dance and there is a skidmark left on your leg when the girl is done.
Brah!, I love your mom but you got to tell her to stop giving alaskan paintjobs to her clients. If she does that shit, pun intended, again she is fired.
by Joe Joker May 30, 2011
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Alaskan Bull Worm

When something is big, scary and pink. If all three do not apply, then it is not an Alaskan Bull Worm.
*Big pink monster appears from the shadows*
Boy: LOOK! IT’S AN ALASKAN BULL WORM!
by Iced Liberal April 20, 2020
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Alaskan Vacuum

Giving an Eskimo a blow job.
An Eskimo receiving a blow job.

Or any Native Alaskan.
Kirima gave Nigel an Alaskan Vacuum.
by BouncedMrhappy April 22, 2011
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Alaskan Gold Rush

A delicate expression of love in which a male releases into a female's ear canal. Once the viscous ejaculate has solidified, the female party proceeds to remove the wad of hard cum and ear wax, resembling nuggets of gold on the white Alaskan tundra.
"Excuse me Chelsea? I can't hear very well because Bernard was kind enough to give me an Alaskan Gold Rush last evening, and I am waiting for it to dry."
by Badfish41 June 4, 2008
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Alakananda

An amazing sweet girl. She'll be the pinnacle of your life if you give her a chance. She usually hides behind fake smiles because of her past but always forgets about it when she's around her friends. She is the most caring and kind person ever.
Is that Alakananda?

Yeah it is. She's really sweet.
by coxonutwxter October 7, 2019
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Alaskan Teabag

How you could Alaskan Teabag someone Is if your in Anartica you put water on your balls and out them on someone elses face
by Paco O'Neal January 17, 2007
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Alaskan Word Salad

A sentence or collection of words that make no sense whatsoever but seem like they might or should.
"That's why I say I, like every American I'm speaking with, we're ill about this position that we have been put in. Where it is the taxpayers looking to bail out. But ultimately, what the bailout does is help those who are concerned about the health care reform that is needed to help shore up our economy."

This is and example of "Alaskan Word Salad"
by Kurosan December 14, 2009
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