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Alarm Cock 

A typical alarm clock with a slight surprise. When the alarm cock goes off a slightly limp dildo is smacked into your forehead violently. Usually leaving a slight veiny imprint or possibly a bruise depending on your model of the alarm cock.
Tiffany: "Whats that oddly veiny bruise on your forehead, Bruce?"
Bruce: "Oh that? I got the new Alarm Cock 3000."
Tiffany: "Damn I should upgrade mine, I have last years model."
Alarm Cock by Blackfat August 17, 2018

Alarm Cock 

The act of giving a blowjob to a consenting partner to wake them up.
Person #1: “Hey babe, do you want to wake up to an alarm cock?”

Person #2: “Yes, that sounds amazing!”
Alarm Cock by Pseudonymphxx November 5, 2019

Alarm Cock 

A man/woman who acts very annoying and makes loud noises when a alarm clock goes off.
Jeez that guys is a real Alarm Cock in the morning
Alarm Cock by DeWordMaster June 5, 2020

Dildo Alarm Cock 

This is an alarm clock with a rude awakaning.It is inserted into a vagina/anus and a timer is set like an alarm clock. When the time comes the alarm cock turns on and vibrates heavily to give an orgasm.
A priest is lying in bed when suddenly the dildo alarm cock goes off and the little boy turns to him . . . time already.

The alarm cock 

Waking up a partner by shoving a dick in their mouth and yelling like an alarm
So my girlfriend was pissed because I woke her up with the alarm cock
The alarm cock by Lynimarie February 13, 2018

Cock Alarm 

-Suddenly awakening a woman by inserting the male penis deep and hard into her vagina.
Last night every time I fell asleep, my boyfriend kept waking me up with his cock alarm.
Cock Alarm by Tampabbw February 16, 2010