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Alaskin Paint Job

After a stripper is done dancing for the patron a skid mark is left on the patron.
My new pair of jeans received an alaskin paint job last night.
by NY Tripod May 14, 2011
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Alaskian pipeline

When you take a huge fucking shit into a condom put it in the freezer and then insert it into someone’s asshole
Josh: mully give me that alaskian pipeline
Mully: no we will get kicked out of the boys
by Olivia.Merry.Bear.203 November 4, 2021
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Alack

Alack! I lost my pet!
by Mary the Lambherder January 7, 2011
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Alickity Dickity Saggy Mitties

Alickity Dickity Saggy Mitties is an underground urban legend about a gay boy who can be summoned by a certain phrase/game.

He is well most known by this little poem by those who are victims of his crimes.

Victims of his crimes spend all of their time cooking up stew while being haunted by the who. Who is the boy, who has come for new toys. Piles of men, ten by ten. Hide your member, he was born in december. Coming to you soon, he will be nude. Run and hide, or your dick will die.

The poem associated with him is;
“*Alickity Dickity Saggy Mitties*,say it 3 times and he’ll be there like a kitty. To know he has came, just call out his name. Beware of your pickle, cause he’ll come to tickle. And when your not looking, he’ll use it for cooking..”
by urbanlegendteller August 21, 2021
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alaskian waterpump

this is a term used in description of a situation where a filatious woman...such as a whore or female slut(transvestite men are included) bends over to a near male(horny guy) during a blizzards and starts jerking the mans meat stretch vigorously and when he ejactualates it makes dicksicles(sperm popsicles)
when i was caught in a snow storm with my girlfriend she gave me an alaskian waterpump to keep warm....it was great.
by poopsmith21 August 2, 2007
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alaskize

That female leaning over is making my penis alaskize.
by Toivo February 27, 2004
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Alacrity

Assertive, lively individuals, who DGAF, that are exclusive members of the elite High IQ Society.
Judge: you have two speeding tickets in five Years and you have not completed your obligations.

Mr Rouse: sir, I believe that driving with alacrity is my god givin right.

Judge: I don't care what you think. You have until september to complete drivers ed or your alacritous ass will face jail time.
by kdizzle808 February 27, 2011
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