Aisle blockers are usually two heavy set women who stop to chat,side by side, in the middle of the aisle in grocery stores or discount stores. The combination of their big wide butts plus their shopping carts makes the entire aisle virtually impassable in either direction because they are too fuckin' rude to move to the side.
I had to take a two aisle detour just to get a box of CoCo Puffs because of two cows acting as aisle blockers.
by wolfbait51 April 19, 2011
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Aisley is the social butterfly of the school
by Izzyfrizzy11 November 12, 2013
Get the Aisley mug.the action you do going up and down the grocery store looking for the people you originally came in with, but lost while doing your business. can be done multiple times looking up and down aisles. VERY SCARY for little kids looking for their parents.
Drew: dammit, I've been up and down these aisles and still cant find them
Troy:how many aisle checks have you done?
Drew: I'm up to 20 times now, it's endless!
Troy: Sucks to be you!
Troy:how many aisle checks have you done?
Drew: I'm up to 20 times now, it's endless!
Troy: Sucks to be you!
by Ya Boy Trax August 7, 2010
Get the Aisle Check mug.Little Daisy Rhodes' river was running red, and that's when Dave knew that it was time to take a trip to the biscuit aisle.
by Gary Bunker May 18, 2010
Get the Biscuit aisle mug.Someone who jumps around erratically in stores, going aisle to aisle with no particular pattern or order.
My friend is such an aisle jumper. I have to search the entire store to find them, just after they were right next to me.
by VirtualWaffle July 7, 2010
Get the aisle jumper mug.It took Eliza 20 minutes before she could reach her seat on the plane because the aislehole in 13-B took his sweet time putting his backpack, guitar, snorkeling gear, and laptop bag in the overhead compartment.
My fries are getting soggy and I just wanna punch that aislehole holding up the line in the condiments section.
My fries are getting soggy and I just wanna punch that aislehole holding up the line in the condiments section.
by Nicnoc November 5, 2010
Get the Aislehole mug.When she drops and flops your penis her mouth for some fast head in the snack food aisle at the grocery store and you bust a fat nut down her chin leaving her dripping custard all the way to the express checkout.
Overhead Speaker: Stockboy with a mop to snack foods. There’s a special on aisle 3.
Bitch done dropped and gave me a special on aisle 3. All I wanted was some Doritos.
Bitch done dropped and gave me a special on aisle 3. All I wanted was some Doritos.
by Eaton Holgoode November 2, 2018
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