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No Agony, No Bragony

There's no bragging rights for people who haven't worked for it.
"Oh man, that team really sucks." Oh really? Have you worked as hard as them or have the balls to even go for the team? "Nah dude, they suck I don't wanna join them!" Then shut up, No Agony, No Bragony.
by Offbrand. July 24, 2009
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AGONIZE

Agonize -Thinking obsessively about a one thing or more than one things
She agonized what it would be like to see him again
by Felibelly September 20, 2016
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agonal breathing

Agonal Breathing is preformed by the brain as a last reflex to try and keep the person performing the agonal breathing alive, the brain will do this to signal that there is a severe lack of blood flow to the brain or a bleeding blood vessel in the brain, which if not given immediate medical attention, the person will die. This breathing can take place for a few minutes to hours, while the time between said breathes vary. Agonal Breathing is also referred to as “Agonal Gasps” or “Agonal Respiration”.
Reece - “Oh my god! What is he doing?”
Jacob - “He needs to get to the hospital, he is preforming Agonal Breathing!”
by Hentai_Viewer March 11, 2019
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Agonization

To agonize or be agonized. This was created by Moriah Elizabeth in 2019.
"It was a source of intense agonization."
by LNorth June 24, 2022
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man agony

The feeling of complete anguish while in a committed, monogamous relationship.

Or, your boyfriend's hilarious attempt at spelling monogamy which has forever been replaced by man agony.
I have a bad case of man agony.

Wow, have you seen her today? She's struggling with some real man agony.
by MichelleinCanada May 1, 2012
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Agony

A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy balls.
The man was in agony while attempting mountain climbing.
by KcKdOfFtHeTeAm February 25, 2008
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Agony of Defeat

Phrase originally made famous on the old ABC's Wide World of Sports show that aired on Saturday afternoons. A hapless ski jumper fell off the jump and had the misfortune to have that little video clip replayed about a zillion times over the years.
Antonym is Thrill of Victory
Bringing you the wide world of sports, where you can experience the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat all within the comfy confines of your living room.

He blew that $1,000 Nassau and then got fired for letting down the Chairman's team - talk about the agony of defeat.
by AdamanEve April 12, 2006
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