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neoagonist queen
“hey there’s Agoni I’d pipe her”
“did you see agoni with her agocoin”
“Richard please stop making rule34 of agoni it’s incredibly disturbing, you need help please for the sake of our children and our family get yourself some help, you haven’t moved from your computer screen in over a month and we’re all getting worried, you took out all our live savings and invested it in agocoin, what the fuck is agocoin Richard? I am tired of this, I am leaving.”
Agoni by sorexknalb July 28, 2020
Words you can keep
1) a fan of ADONXS;

2) a person that worships Adonis as the Devil (Satan) by engaging in both homosexual and heterosexual sex orgies.
Person 1: Are you an adonist?
Person 2: Who isn't?
Related Words

Adonitologist 

A person who follows the religion of worshipping big curvy women’s butts 🍑
Bro, are you a Hindu?

No bro, I’m an Adonitologist!
Adonitologist by WokeParBroke December 9, 2021

adonis otogari 

the best enstars character, best undead member, and everyones favorite.
do you know adonis?
adonis who?
adonis otogari the best enstars character
adonis otogari by iloveadonis June 16, 2021

Agonophilia 

Agonophilia covers a broad range of sexual arousal, from fighting paraphernalia (boxing gloves, protective cups, headgear, mouthpieces, satin trunks) and through the actual engagement in fighting (legitimate or fantasy). For those who actually fight the arousal is multi-dimensional. The combination of fighting gear, the physical contact with the opponent, inflicting and sustaining injury, and the actual fight is indescribable. Depending of the quality of the match, the sexual energy between the competitors, and the presence of spectators, some matches go to legitimate knockout, and sexual intercourse may follow with dominance and submissive roles determined by the outcome of the fight. Some men who ordinarily consider themselves straight clealrly enjoy the combination of fighting gear and male to male contact while fighting, and of course volumes could be written about the attraction to mixed boxing and female on female fighting.
Barry was an incredibly hot man and a good boxer. Our three separate fights were intense and bloody. Because we fought in a public boxing arena intercourse was out of the question. Early in the fourth round of the last fight I broke his nose with a three punch combination and he clinched to avoid being knocked out. As he tried desperately to keep me close so I couldn't throw another punch, the front of his protective cup pushed against mine, and I could feel him thrust his hips forward which caused me to have an immediate erection. Agonophilia caused me to shoot a load in my trunks just as the referee stopped the fight due to his excessive bleeding. After this we frequently had private bouts that were sensual and brutal. The sexual arousal from the gear, his great body and from beating him up felt very primal and the winner took the dominant role in any sexual interaction.
Agonophilia by GlovedFighter August 10, 2015

The Agonist 

a Canadian melodic death metal / metalcore band from Montreal. The Agonist consists of vocalist Alissa White-Gluz, guitarist Danny Marino, bassist Chris Kells, drummer Simon McKay. They are known primarily for Alissa White-Gluz's ability to use both clean vocals and metal growls and Danny Marino's use of two or more intersecting melodies and unorthodox chords often featuring wide intervals and octave displacements. Songs' themes often revolve around moral concerns such as animal rights, societal dilemmas, and the state of the world.
The Agonist is a badass band from Montreal.
The Agonist by ThePhizzzzz May 7, 2010
A cool earthbender Guy with funky hair that go brrrr that battled a fucking blue haired gremlin and his lewdable girlfriend and bestie of a literal goat skull with hands.
Guy 1: ayo you heard of the AGOTI fnf mod?
Guy 2: you’ve been stalking me for weeks now fuck off.
AGOTI by Aloeleaves May 23, 2021
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Satellite baddies

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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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