Agitation Attack

A state of complete and total rage caused by people, the environment, or the most random shit.

John had an agitation attack in the hallway because the people in the hallway were fucktards.

by Mafiaregola1794 November 1, 2010

agitating bar

The male genitalia.

I am going to ram my exceptionally large agitating bar in your natural pocket (see "nature's pocket").

by Cylyk November 5, 2002

Agitating the gravel

Getting the hell out of dodge
Leaving in a hurry

When 5'oclock came around, everybody was agitating the gravel to get to the club.

by Uncle Rey August 28, 2011

Agit Prop

Loves to be in useless meetings at work all day to waste time.

I spent the entire day agit propping in the bored room.

by Wendel Clark January 12, 2007

Red Flag Agitator

An antiquated term for a member of the communist party that attempts to cause political discourse and riots in an attempt to spread the word of communism

Arthur - "I'll tell ya, with all of these damn red flag agitators you'd think the world was going to end!

by The Rectifier. January 8, 2021

Agitated Mother Opossum

Not much is known about this creature, often attacks on sight, and always seems to be hungry. Strength and agility are defining characteristics. It has been seen terrorizing families of large mammals such as humans, bears, and transformers. Spotted in central Africa and northern Poland this animal was the main import of Rome, alive, because many Romans became board with simple burnings (Agitated Mother Opossums were later replaced by lions because the FCC said the display of violence and unmerciless killing by these creatures gave no chance of survival for the victims)

-Woh who's number 34?
--Thats Hanninen coach, why?
-Well he's playing like a agitated mother opossum!!
--You're just saying what we're all thinking coach.

by Liam H November 6, 2006

Agitated popcorn

An agitated popcorn is what we today call, an adhd, but one one is agitated,

So, if you get a bag of popcorn, at the bottom of of bag are the brain-deads, the corns that don't pop, the buttery ones are the normals which are 85% of population, then the ones that keep popping after the bags told you no no dont bro when you hear 1-2 pops a second, they are the batch of agitated popcorns, cause they will just keep popping till the batch is just fucking burnt... making an OCD unable to make their their popcorn due to they must complete task, resulting in burning and setting fire to the microwave because of those agitated popcorn...

Bro what the fuck was with wally this morning, did he take his pills?
he just couldn't stop moving mate
Like Jack rolling down a hill after a big Saturday i muted the volume and was watching him tryna write paddlestick on a fishdick n swear mums it was like watching popcorn pop by a sales rep behind the popcorn machine at your local theatre on Thursday filmenigans, he was pissing the customers off cause he was acting like an agitated popcorn, like stop frizzing their wally write ya paddlestick on a fishdick and take ya daily corn pill, stop acting like an agitated popcorn it's not puffpuff on ya nan's rocklawn wallys full fucked hes gone?
She just asked if the mower is rough rough be done before dark honey rocks on lawn Wally's my first born

by Smiggymate April 14, 2023