african expert

any of the countless african facebook accounts that spam the EPL pages on facebook with their broken english gibberish predictions etc

Moses Wisdom Balla: like dis post if United is best team gonna win EPL this season.

Another african expert posting shit.

by okgono August 25, 2018

Africa Vote

when the results from a poll or study are greatly changed because of all the poor people in Africa.

Bob: Did you hear that only 69% of the world owns TV's?

Jim: Ahh, thats the cuz of the Africa Vote!

by crazy_staniel January 22, 2013

arizatou

When a foreigner makes a hilariously awkward mistake in their Japanese during a moment of confidence. Originally derived from Tim fucking up the pronunciation of "arigatou".

Japanese person: Wow, you speak Japanese very well!
Tim: Arizatou!....fuck

by ronlogic March 31, 2015

african mud hut

When a male dumps his load on a females chest, then proceeds to titty fuck creating two mud huts.

Dolly parton has some huge juggs i wanna give her the african mud hut.

by ElongD November 21, 2016

african blow dart

When you put a straw filled with cocaine into a woman's ass and blow it into her

Matt Akers Gave this random girl a African blow dart the other night !

by BobbyLight910 August 8, 2016

Tell me about that Africa Trip again...

When asked to do something that sounds rubbish.

Girl 1: Do you want to come over and play a board game?
Guy 1: Tell me about that Africa trip again...

by ClarendonLeamington May 1, 2010

Afrikaaner

A white South African who speaks Afrikaans and is of Dutch descent. Known for their love biltong (dried meat), rugby and walking around barefoot in summer. You can easily spot an Afrikaaner, because they'll literally be the only ones wearing shorts and flip-flops in winter. They're also quite large compared to South Africans of British descent.

Frikkie is an Afrikaaner, that's why he's so muscular.

by Cloudchild19 August 9, 2019