Slang for shoes that are made to look like Jordans. They are usually worn by people that cannot afford Jordans.
by DamnILovePierogies February 14, 2015
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"Stephen noticed Ron didn't have any toilet paper and had to use his hand towel to wipe his bum now that's a brown towel affair"
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and thats the thing about illicit affairs and clandestine meetings
and longing stares
theyre born from just one single glance but they die,
and they die,
and they die, a million little times
leave the perfume on the shelf,
that you picked out just for him
so you leave no trace behind,
like you dont even exist
take the words for what they are
a dwindling mercurial high
a drug that only worked
the first few hundred times
and longing stares
theyre born from just one single glance but they die,
and they die,
and they die, a million little times
leave the perfume on the shelf,
that you picked out just for him
so you leave no trace behind,
like you dont even exist
take the words for what they are
a dwindling mercurial high
a drug that only worked
the first few hundred times
by shawtygotthafatty May 24, 2021
Get the illicit affairs mug.The act of laying a turd on a partner's throat, specifically horizontally so it resembles a bow-tie.
by bhurmam September 19, 2013
Get the Brown Tie Affair mug.The feeling that you wasted an awesome sticker that you probably should have used elsewhere. Often the result of sticker paralysis, and similar to Tattoo Remorse
Dude 1: "why so glum?"
Dude 2: "Affixation remorse"
Dude 1: "What?"
Dude 2: I stuck that sweet vintage Apple sticker on my old PS2 Guitar Hero Guitar. I never even play that game any more. I should have put it on the rear window of my truck"
Dude 1: "what a waste"
Dude 2: "Affixation remorse"
Dude 1: "What?"
Dude 2: I stuck that sweet vintage Apple sticker on my old PS2 Guitar Hero Guitar. I never even play that game any more. I should have put it on the rear window of my truck"
Dude 1: "what a waste"
by grimfish March 5, 2009
Get the Affixation Remorse mug.A cheapshot program mandated by some government agencies and institutions to give preference to Africans based on their skin color alone, it can be used by females and certain other races as well, but africans are the main benefactor, hence the definition.
I can't believe it...I lost a spot at UM even though I have a higher test score to the other guy due to Affirmative Blaction giving him a 20 point raise in the test scores! /=(
by Piranha October 26, 2004
Get the affirmative blaction mug.A shorter word for affilation, someone you keep in contact with at your website. Some link, but then one you visit often. Like a sitesister.
by wickeddramaqueen September 24, 2006
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