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adolescent

the worst years of your life when your enimies are your friends your friends are your family and your family is you enimie. when girls freak out because they think having a pimple is acne and spend 50 grand on products to cover it up. when guys try to get in a girls pants before they even kissed the girl. just to be cool around their friends. when everything is a mess. homework piles to your head and you go on msn/aol/yahoo for atlease half of your day. when coke is not just a drink. skirts are pulled up to baerly cover the ass and pants are pulled down to show half your boxer. if your caught with your parents your social life is over. when people try to buy the most expensive things they can lay their hands on jsut to fit in. friends are backstabers and you life is just a living hell. so you make you life seem so perfect by partying every weekend and getting high.
prep1: EEEK!! I just got a pimple! omg omg omg now the quarterback is never gunna love mee!!!
prep2: //secretly thinks heheh yes now is my chance to go out with him// omg omg looks like we have to go shopping!!! i know this totally great stuff trust me it works

emo1: fuk look at the fukin preps i hope they all suffercate from the make up they use
emo2: my life is so horrible they know nothing.

trust me your adolescent years are the worst years of your life all the drama and stuff not cool.
by --lynn-- March 25, 2007
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An issue that needs to be addressed.
I have an addressue with those punks staring at me!
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Adolescent

A human between 10 and 20

Adolescence is a age to refer to a person starting adolescence starting at 10 and ending it at 21.
This is the average age of puberty.
Where kids are interacting with peers, getting embarrassed of moms and dads, confused about self identity, curiosity about sex, experimenting with alcohol, doing dumb things etc
But not all pubescent children are adolescents all Adolescents are pubescent children.
Friend : what did your adolescent boy do now?
Mom : he tried to climb out of 100 feet building and jump 🤬.
by 459395 February 10, 2022
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re-adolescent

A person in their 20's or 30's (or beyond) who appreciates and enjoys what are perceived as childish or immature pursuits.
Do you watch cartoons more than the news? Wear sneakers more than shoes? Buy kid's meals to get the toys for yourself? And are you of legal drinking age? If so, you are a re-adolescent.
by joe. September 30, 2003
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IP Address

Something that everyone on the internet knows about you and shows in a 10 second shitpost status while a dancing Shrek, an anime girl pointing a gun at the screen, a politician or fucking anything is seen in the background.
"clicks on Shitpost Status video"

- Why the fuck are Tom and Jerry twerking?! And what the hell is my IP address doing here?
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the gettysburg address

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain -- that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.
Abraham Lincoln read this in Gettysburg, Pennsylvania.

The Gettysburg Address was an important speech.
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your ip address

i know your ip address.
as a matter of fact i live in your basement
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