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acrobatic twat

a really flexible vagina, gymnasts commonly have them after strenuous vaginal activities
damn foo melissa has a acrobatic twat, it was bouncing like a jumping jack!
by MattMcRib September 14, 2013
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Acrobatic fuck

Someone who literally jumps another person they're fucking, and usually there's a lot of flipping, spinning, and swinging (sometimes from trapeze).
The acrobat girl with the caribbean pufferfish haircut would climb up five stories, then jump the girl she was fucking. It was their favorite thing to do when they weren't doing the circus, the girl was the most acrobatic fuck in town.
by Solid Mantis June 15, 2019
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U-Bend Acrobat

A turd, that once dispatched has enough velocity to circumvent the U-Bend at the base of the toilet.
I knew I was shitting bricks, I looked between my legs on the throne and found I laid a U-bend acrobat!
by rc55 April 16, 2006
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Acro(Acrobatic Gymnastics)

Mixed + Mens Pair: Older Men forcing young girls and boys into things they dont want to do.

Womans Group + Pair: Old Women forcing little girls into things they dont want to do.
Man Acro(Acrobatic Gymnastics) is the best sport ever!
IKR! But no one knows it exists!
by Gofol December 17, 2018
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acrobatic fucking pirouette

a sicknasty jump flip move known to be effective at escaping INSUFFERABLE GUARDIANS and their SORCEROUS SCULPTURES
wow rose that was a rather acrobatic fucking pirouette you just performed there
by excessiveRancor December 6, 2022
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jangly acrobatics "JA"

Performing oral sex while hanging your head off the end of the bed or table.
Jangly acrobatics "ja" is laying on the bed with your head hanging off, with a penis in your mouth.

"JA" for short.
by Karla Myer September 21, 2007
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Arabian Acrobats

This is a drinking game similar to quarters. It is a two player game (varieties are encouraged), and you play with two cups. Each player places their cup straight and align (player cup cup player). There should be a gap between cups. Each player recieves equal amounts of quarters. After choosing who goes first, players start shooting quarters one by one. If you make a quarter in your opponents cup you get to shoot until you miss. Once you miss your turn is up and your opponent shoots. If you make your own cup your opponent gets two shots their turn (regardless of missing). When you run out of quarters empty your cup and use those quarters. Drink everytime a quarter lands in your cup. The first person to get rid of all of their quarters wins.
Matt totally whooped Tom at Arabian Acrobats.
by The Other Mongoose March 14, 2010
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