Naked mole rat in a towel

Uncircumcised penis

Dudes dick looks like a naked mole rat in a towel

by Barry McCockinnerass December 13, 2020

No YOUR a towel!!

Answer to any question. Will get you out of trouble. Just repeat over and over and over.

Jimmy - "Hey!!How are you?"
PWNAGE Guy - "No YOUR a towel!!!"

Mum - "How did you go on your report??"
PWNAGE Guy - "No YOUR a towel!!!"

Teacher - "Why did you punch Timmy the cripple?!
Timmy the cripple - "TIMMEH!!!!"
PWNAGE Guy - "No YOUR a towel!!!"
Teacher - "Go to the principal's office this instant!!!"
PWNAGE Guy - "No YOUR a towel!!!"

***PWNAGE***

by Tiblz January 3, 2008

Go sleep on a towel

Insult used towards anyone who dyes their hair, but is targeted especially towards the Wapanese. The phrase comes from the act of dyeing one's hair before going to sleep, then putting a towel on their pillow to avoid staining it.

Go sleep on a towel, you chafing Wap.

by KingTT June 21, 2003

Don't forget to bring a towel

Also, said as a response to, "I'm gonna go drop the (Cosby) kids off at the pool." as a way to remind someone to make sure there is toilet paper.

Person A: "I'm gonna go drop the Cosby kids off at the pool."
Person B: Have fun, don't forget to bring a towel!

by JARNYC January 23, 2008

wetting a towel

when a guy sticks his dick in a girls vag.

see: sex

frankie: heh heh thors wetting a towel!
anna: mailes! for like the 9th time!
both: hahahahahaha shes such a slut!

by fraaaaaaaaaaanx June 24, 2008

A Towel that Washed

When a young person challenges an older person to a towel-snapping contest...and they lose.

Tommy thought he could beat his dad in a towel-snapping contest. The bruise on Tommy's leg shows he is A TOWEL THAT WASHED.

by Miagi BrainNog September 29, 2025

Need a towel

So excited you get wet and need a towel to clean up

Patient: Doc how was my procedure?
Doc: it went so well good that I need a towel!

by TushT June 8, 2018