An especially annoying piece of faecal matter that will try its damndest to stay in your anus, as if clinging on to life itself. Blood vesels may be burst trying to shift one of these bastards, be careful!
Oh my God, half an hour it took me to drop that stubborn turd from my arse, but boy was it worth the wait!
by Nigel Fleming July 13, 2006

-Hey! Who forgot to flush the toilet?
-Sorry dude, it was me. I've flushed this toilet 3 times and Stubborn Larry was still there!
-Sorry dude, it was me. I've flushed this toilet 3 times and Stubborn Larry was still there!
by jvbo April 16, 2009

by B-Ran December 9, 2008

by erock420 January 28, 2014

by Queen Buttrix November 30, 2017

When a female has to defecate, the male inserts his penis while the female attempts to force her fecal matter around his penis.
After taco Tuesday my woman had a hell of a stubborn dutchman. -or- She pushed so hard during the stubborn dutchman that she rammed shit down my dick-hole.
by The pirates crew December 4, 2016

That stubborn woman won't call her grandkids nor her own children. She expects everyone ot call her first, that darn stubborn woman.
by ShhhhIAmTalking May 20, 2015
