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rent-a-rapper

Someone who has or claims to have the talent to further their artistic expression into the mainstream but doesn't have the drive or motivation to do so. Imagine if Tupac didn't record and get radio publicity and perform live, rather only rapped with friends or family and didn't have the motivation to pursue the art. In the same way, a rent-a-rapper may have a gifted vocabulary to which that person may attribute some skill, allowing that person to be a verbally rhythmic individual who people praise for possessing artistic skills.
Person 1: "Wow! That was amazing! Do you ever perform or record music?"
Person 2: "No. I'm just a rent-a-rapper. I don't have the passion for the art."
by DowningOutTheSunshine January 18, 2017
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Gaping for a Raping

An individual of distinct attractiveness, often aware of the fact.
One you would very much like to have sexual intercourse with.
Tom, 'Wow look at the ass on that!'

Mike, 'Damn, she is gaping for a raping!'
by Killercatt October 21, 2009
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Showering like a rape victim

This is what you do after an alcohol induced hook-up with someone unattractive.
Danny: Dude...I got with Pam last night
Eric: PAM? You mean 250 pound saggy double D Pam?
Danny: ...Yeah man...I was too drunk dude
Eric: I bet she loved it man
Danny: Dude, I was showering like a rape victim this morning.
Eric: LOL
by pwntasticoBG October 24, 2008
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pull a rapmon

meaning you're breaking something,otherwise pulling a rapmon.
"oh man i just pulled a rapmon!"
"why'd you break the table?!"
"oh god he did pull a rapmon"
by neoculturebangtan December 25, 2016
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Sike! I'm not a Rappa

When you dishin' out some dick but you really need a piss Yell "IM GUNNA CUM," so she turns round and gets her face close to your dick and yell at the top of your lungs "SIKE IM NOT A RAPPA" and then piss all over her face
Her: oh my god your fuckin me so gud
Me: TURN ROUND SLUT IM GUNNA CUM
*she turns round*
Me: SIKE! I'M NOT A RAPPA
*pisses all up in her shit*
by Fiisch June 25, 2017
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Sweating like a rapist

Analogy to refer to someone who is sweating profusely.

Usually referred to one belonging the larger human group.
<at the gym>
Guy 1: "Check out that dude!"
Guy 2: "Yeah he's sweating like a rapist"
by raarky April 20, 2004
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sweating like a rapist

man it's so hot im sweating like a rapist
by d to the avo March 19, 2008
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