pick a hole

v. To choose between one of a multitude of options. Often used as an imperative, with the addendum "and fuck it."

Tom--"We have three urgent deadlines on Friday and I'm not sure which project to attack first."

Becki--"We are running out of time--pick a hole and fuck it."

by focusness June 23, 2008

Ten go pick a son in me cool low

You just said your ass is itchy in Spanish

Me: scratches ass vigorously like SMG4 mario.
TEN GO PICK A SON IN ME COOL LOW AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

by PaulDeLOL December 11, 2020

pick a flap and fuck it

What one is forced to do when trying to have sex with an obese female, and does not have any flour handy to roll her in to help search for the wet spot.

Pick a random flap of fat and proceed to fuck it.

I was so drunk last night I went home with a fat chick and I had to pick a flap and fuck it!

by Sarah Lambert March 5, 2008

pick-a-pig

a place where it is easy to pick up a toothless whore

i went to the pick-a-pig for a piece of easy ass

by Lisa and Barrett August 20, 2006

pick a lock

open a lock with an instrument other than the proper key.

Where did you learn to pick a lock?

by Frandevias April 4, 2018

Pick a tree

When your friend wants to hang you.

“You wrong for that. Go pick a tree”

by bluesmoke2 March 9, 2018

Pick A girl up day

Pick your girlfriend up and carrie her around

Pick a girl up day is when you carry a girl around

by Big boy vonville November 1, 2019