Pears are like apples but 20 TIMES BETTER pears could beat the SHIT out of a fucking apple!
U know that scene in 21 jump street where they shoot of the guys dick? Well pears will do it to YOU if u talk shit about them FUCK those apple bitches FUCK!
U know that scene in 21 jump street where they shoot of the guys dick? Well pears will do it to YOU if u talk shit about them FUCK those apple bitches FUCK!
Dude1:hey do yo like pears?
Dude2:fuck no.
Dude1:*pulls out knife *Do you like fucking apples?
Dude2:yeah
Dude1:*shoves an apple down is throat and stabbs him in the back then eats a pear like a badass*
Dude2:fuck no.
Dude1:*pulls out knife *Do you like fucking apples?
Dude2:yeah
Dude1:*shoves an apple down is throat and stabbs him in the back then eats a pear like a badass*
by Ppppenis morph October 29, 2017
Reaction to something that's so confusing, random, insane, or hilarious that all you can do is say "LOL, what?!" Refers to the lolwut.com pear. Often used in chat/IRC/social networking sites/blogs when sharing a link to a crazy website with your friends, or used in reaction to a crazy website someone has shared with you.
#1:
JD: *pear* catonfire.jpg
Jen: OMG WTF.
Abe: LOL, OMFG.
#2:
Molly: Is this guy drunk or just crazy? crotch_on_fire.avi
Steve: OMFG OW WTF MORON.
Jen: *pear*
JD: *pear* catonfire.jpg
Jen: OMG WTF.
Abe: LOL, OMFG.
#2:
Molly: Is this guy drunk or just crazy? crotch_on_fire.avi
Steve: OMFG OW WTF MORON.
Jen: *pear*
by AzureLunatic May 06, 2007
by Eorokrkr November 27, 2018
1. a woman with a pear shaped body including large breasts and a squishy waist and hips. a pear's personality is soothing but not overly sweet.
2. a fruit that comes from a pear tree
2. a fruit that comes from a pear tree
by sexymommasexerupper May 12, 2009
by WoopsGuy November 29, 2010
It is a common name for small Asian girl usually with British accent. A Pear loves everything that is British-related. A Pear tends to be very organized and always has her life planned ahead on her Microsoft Excel spreadsheet. A usual Pear is very smart and hygienic only for her belongings. A pear goes sleep with shoes and socks on if it is not her own bed. However, conclusively, A Pear is such a very lovely person who wants everybody gathering around and spending quality time together.
A: Hi, my name is Pear
B: Hiii!, nice to meet you Par,
A: No.....!!!! My name is Pear- P- E-A-R - - PEAR, it's a kind of fruit.
B: WOW that's really cool! your name is so interesting! By the way, do you have Australian accent? . .. .
A: . . . .(I'm so gutted)
B: Hiii!, nice to meet you Par,
A: No.....!!!! My name is Pear- P- E-A-R - - PEAR, it's a kind of fruit.
B: WOW that's really cool! your name is so interesting! By the way, do you have Australian accent? . .. .
A: . . . .(I'm so gutted)
by jackfruitlovelovecherry December 06, 2011
a female who looks a lot like a pear and has big love handles,if u are a pear that does mean u are fatif u are walking down perhaps a hallway and someone yells pear u may assume it is towards u but u also just might be selfcenterd and have a low self confidence cause u know u look like a pear, pears should be ready for the day that someone might stuff their locker full of telephone book papers or choke slam them.. all pears are cunts
by fuck pears April 01, 2008