son of a lamb

A boy, who's name is Lamson. He is like legit gay. He loves Tylers. he hates trinitys and maddies. Not hot nor cute. But he is..nice? He's very...ugly. So yee. Don't have a Lamson in your life. :D If you do, his nickname will be son of a lamb.

Trinity: Ew, Lamson be lookin' like a son of a lamb.

by UwU_PervyFurry April 19, 2019

Hit me with a lamp

When a woman wants a man to hit her in the face with his dick during sex

I want Shawn Mendes to hit me with a lamp

by UselessEyeLasers May 15, 2019

two shakes of a lambs tail

Soon. Originally from areas in Yorkshire and Wales. Spread throughout the Southern Hemisphere in the nineteenth and twentieth centuries, mostly in parts of Australia and the whole of New Zealand.

Kiwi #1, "Hey bru, have you finished with that beautiful young sheep? Is it my turn yet?"
Kiwi #2, "Yeah cuz, just gimme two shakes of a lamb's tail to clean myself up here. Primo Flossy."

by The Strut September 29, 2004

A Lamb

When your mate goes on a mad one and you have no control over them

You need to be more like a lamb said James while frothing from the mouth

by mynanplaysbingo February 10, 2018

two shakes of a lamb's tail

1. a slang phrase meaning a short period of time.
2. all that it takes to get some people to mount a sheep.

1. "i'll have that coffee out in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"
2. " did you see that! i think it likes me!"

by vulveeta September 1, 2003

two shakes of a lamb's tail

To do something as soon as possible.

Person1: "Can I have a cheese burguer with fries?"
Person2: "Sure, I'll get it in two shakes of a lamb's tail"

Person1: "Get your ass over here!!"
Person2: "I'll be there in less than two shakes of a lamb's tail boss."

by TheOhJeez November 2, 2009

Sham-a-lama-moo-moo

Something very cool.
A cool way of saying corny
A word you use after a roast

Your mama is so fat she thought the yellow school bus was a Twinkie, SHAM-A-LAMA-MOO-MOO!!!!
Your so SHAM-A-LAMA-MOO-MOO
OMG THATS SO SHAM-A-LAMA-MOO-MOO

by ANONYMOUS NO.2 May 30, 2017