i don't give a fuck about shit

A medley of not giving a fuck and not giving a shit. In addition to expressing you don't give a fuck, you furthermore reduce the topics about which you don't give a fuck to shit.

I was thinking about her but then realized I don't give a fuck about shit

i don't give a fuck about shit by dontgohomeangelina April 16, 2016

You sir, are a FUCK 

A phrase used in retort towards an individual (typically male), who is behaving or acting in an undesirable or unsavory manner towards or around user (1).

Can also in certain instances be used to point out certain individual's clumsiness (2).

(1)
Bartender: "Tony, your drunk, I'm gonna have to cut you off..."

Tony: "Well... You sir, are a FUCK"

(2)
Bobby, stumbling around unaware of his surroundings, accidentally knocks over and spills Tony's beer.

Tony angrily proclaims, pointing his finger in Bobby's face; "You sir, are a FUCK!"

You sir, are a FUCK by A Big Dumb Animal March 24, 2011

National don’t give a fuck day 

Everyday you don’t have to give a fuck what anyone says cause it’s stupid asf and you don’t give a fuck😂

National don’t give a fuck day example Random person:“Your fucken ugly and worthless” Me:”I’m sorry you confuse me with someone who gives a fuck”

National don’t give a fuck day by Fuck the free world idgaf May 24, 2018

I haven't a fuck to give. 

When you are all out of fucks to give about anything at all. Or when someone states the obvious right in your face so hard that a fuck would be wasted on them.

"Easter was last week..."
"I haven't a fuck to give."

I haven't a fuck to give. by 87 vaginas January 15, 2009

Don't Give a Fuck 

When you've absolutely had it with someone's bullshit and seriously couldn't care any less about what they do or say from here on out. Commonly felt among people who've been walked all over for most of their life.

girl: Hey I'm sorry I keep leading you on and getting involved with a bunch of other guys but I have a lot going on and I really don't know what I want right now so I was wondering if you'd give me another chance please?
guy: Look me straight in the eye, and tell me how DEAD SERIOUS I am when I tell you I don't give a fuck.

Don't Give a Fuck by Implying713 October 8, 2011

who gives a fuck

What you say when you realize that opinions are like assholes - most stink. I'm listening to Party All the Time right now, who gives a fuck? I'm drinking soda and water at the same time, who gives a fuck? I like wearing leather jackets and turtlenecks, who gives a fuck? Not me, not you, nobody gives a flying shit. If I wanna eat macaroni with hot dogs in it and dip my chicken fingers in coke, who gives a flying fuck? I'm gonna do it anyway, and I don't give a fuck if some neckbeard peasant wants to try to shit on me for it! I don't give a fuck! Who gives a fuck? Not me, not you!

PS, if you have so much time on your hands that you DO give a fuck, please seek psychological help by calling the mental health hotline at 800-950-6264. Or not. Who gives a fuck what you do? Not me, not you!

I'm gonna dip chicken fingers in coke, all the while vibing to Party All the Time - who gives a fuck?

who gives a fuck by Torelli_5150 November 27, 2020

No one gives a fuck 

No one cares.

- I just got a new phone!
- Dude, no one gives a fuck.

No one gives a fuck by Totallynotmyrealnamexxx May 12, 2018