big ass nigga on a scooter drinking caprisun

a big ass nigga usually on a scooter drinking the orange flavour of caprisun!

YO LOOK THERES A BIG ASS NIGGA ON A SCOOTER DRINKING CAPRISUN!

by Bigassniggaonascooterdrinking January 29, 2021

go for a scoot

To scooter over to someone's house, then scoot around the block. On a scooter.

Sam: What do you want to do?
Ashley: Do you wanna go for a scoot?
Sam: Fuck no.

by scooter_boi69 May 30, 2019

fat nigga on a scooter drinking caprisun

Usually, a overweight black man on a scooter drinking the orange flavour of caprisun

Hey look at that fat nigga on a scooter drinking caprisun, what an idiot

by Ye_Boi_A December 10, 2017

A Scottish Greeting

Short and sweet, a headbutt in the face

Chad : What happened to your face?
Mike : That guy gave me a scottish greeting.
Chad : Yeah I hate does

by Jonpol January 3, 2020

Pullin' a Scotty

If reference to Montgomery Scott, Mr. Scott, or Scotty of Star Trek lore. When you say a task will take longer to complete than it actually will, so that when the task is completed sooner than expected you are looked favorably upon.

Scotty told Captain Kirk that it would take 10 hours to repair the main deflector, but in reality it only took 2 hours. Scotty smiled as Captain Kirk praised the hell out of him for Pullin' a Scotty.

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Boy: Did you hear that? Bill just told his boss he couldn't complete his project report in one day, but I know for a fact that those reports only take 15 minutes.

Girl: Bill's been having a hard time with the new boss, so he was Pullin' a Scotty to get in good with him.

by R0wan August 22, 2009

taking a Scotty

The harsh abrupt release of once solid now slightly watery bodily excrement in a public area and then wiping it clean with your tall tee.

Hey man cover me I'm taking a Scotty behind this car.

by KSkrilla January 23, 2011

A Scotty

1. Taking credit for other people's work having previously done everything you could to undermine them

2. Always having a female available to take the fall when your corrupt activities are exposed.

He did a scotty and got promoted

She was good at her job, but they did a scotty on her and now she's on jobseeker

by LarryWahh November 13, 2020