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Ground turkey in a salad

Ground turkey in a salad is when a man ejaculates in all three holes of his female partner (the mouth, the vagina, and the anus) within a short period of time.
M: "Hey baby, remember that time I came in all three of your holes in under three hours? "
F: "yeah?"
M: "Ground turkey in a salad"
by Mojaz July 20, 2018
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confused as an american in a salad bar

This is a way to describe someone who is extremely confused.
He was as confused as an american in a salad bar when he woke up halfway through math class
by Arsurinya August 3, 2023
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tossing a caesar salad

Same as tossing a salad, only with "Caesar dressing" (semen) pooled in the anus as it is being licked.
I ejaculated into my partner's anus, then licked all around the anus as the semen spilled out. This is known as tossing a Caesar salad.
by bottlecap September 25, 2005
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Tossing a tuna salad

Eating out a girl's asshole and pussy at the same time.
Step by step instructions to tossing a tuna salad: First you get your girl in position like you normally would to eat out her asshole, with her on her hands and knees with her head down, back arched and her butt in the air. But instead of sticking your tongue directly into her asshole, you stick your tongue in her pussy and lick up her clit, up her choda and then into her butthole. Go back down and repeat (many, many, MANY, times.) Then try reverse, this time with your tongue wiggling all the way down. Then go free-style wildly licking, sucking and kissing crazy all over the place, ensuring her tuna salad is utterly and thoroughly tossed!
by Mmm Mmm Ass July 13, 2010
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One Taco Short of A Taco Salad

An extremely dumb person; the person who has an IQ below 80
TEACHER: what is -3(x+8)-5(x-3)^4
student 1: 7?
student 2: kid stop answering you're one taco short of a taco salad!
by Simply Beastly October 19, 2010
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tossin a taco salad

Karen caught me tossin a taco salad down by the border!
by Shel/Allie May 25, 2006
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tossing a desert salad

You like tossing a desert salad?

Nah, dawg, too hot and sweaty.
by massive_schlong August 13, 2018
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