slap of the old relic

Irish expression, to engage in sexual intercourse involving a penis
Often used in the context of a reluctant female, cold to amorous advances. A priggish person who could use a slap of the aforementioned object to lighten them up
The old relic is often rendered as the "ould relic"
"Shes kind of stuck up"
"ah nothing that a slap of the old relic wouldnt cure"
by yatenga December 15, 2011
mugGet the slap of the old relicmug.

relic lost

The state of being unable to close your anus after losing your anal virginity.
A: Wow, are you sure you're okay? You've been going to the toilet a lot.
B: It's nothing, I just got my relic lost, it'll heal.
by Robert Roberswine September 27, 2023
mugGet the relic lostmug.

relic

an object surviving from an earlier time, especially one of historical or sentimental interest.
by guy with all the words February 5, 2024
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Relicity

1. the name of those who feel ashamed about themselves

2. they are NOT unique in any shape or form

3. they are the weakest of paladins known to exist
1. Bro, your a Relicity.

2. Did you hear about the guy who couldn't get 2200 in 2's or 3's? his name is Relicity
by bad boy#1 August 17, 2012
mugGet the Relicitymug.

A relic

Something created before the time of Jesus Christ Our lord and saviour.
"That stone is very old but is not a relic"

"Sauce is one of the oldest things out there but is not a relic"
by GodlyGold08 May 29, 2018
mugGet the A relicmug.

Relics

Yo I love that relics guy!
by RelicsXD May 3, 2021
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