when you see someone wearing a MAGA hat and that ruins your mood so you tell them to go read a magazine to spend their free time and to get away with them
guy 1 : hey dude I think the best thing you should do right now to spend your free time is go read a MAGAzine
guy 2 : a what?
guy 2 : a what?
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Get the Ten Read Of a KArate Book And Number Typos On Journal Entries mug.( Bill and Jim sitting in the break room.)
Bill: "Sure is a hot one today. They are saying its gonna hit 95 by noon."
(Jim looks both ways to make sure Tyrone isn't around)
Jim: "It sure is! Im Sweatin' Like A Nigger Trying To Read"
(Both laugh)
Bill: "Sure is a hot one today. They are saying its gonna hit 95 by noon."
(Jim looks both ways to make sure Tyrone isn't around)
Jim: "It sure is! Im Sweatin' Like A Nigger Trying To Read"
(Both laugh)
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Get the Write for a large audience. Lots of people will read this, so give some background information. mug.Mario was walking with luigi and Mario was telling luigi not to let him fall but luigi was being an ignorant slut and wasn't listening to mario. Mario tripped and fell and screamed very loud that the entire school heard and saw the incident. It was all luigi's fault ! mario decided to take off his heels bc he didnt want to trip anymore in front of the hot males running around the high school. Mario took off his heels and was exposed to the cca concrete and instantly got foot aids.
When Mario and luigi were walking home mario couldnt help but complain about his foot aids. Then he dropped his phone and the LSD card shattered and he ended up having to pay 105$ for it to get fixed. Then mario and luigi realized that mario was lactose intolerant and he couldnt handle the whip cream. He hoped it was just a fart, then luigi started making fun of mario and mario started laughing so hard that he peed his pants. Then mario and luigi got home and changed marios pants, but mario still had foot aids. Marios laptop keyboard started to stop working and mario thought he was cursed because he forgot he had foot aids. Mario then searched up how to cleanse yourself of your sins. Then mario started doing the actions and luigi started making fun of mario and told him to get out of his house. Then luigi realized that it was just his foot aids and wasnt mad at him anymore. foot aids
When Mario and luigi were walking home mario couldnt help but complain about his foot aids. Then he dropped his phone and the LSD card shattered and he ended up having to pay 105$ for it to get fixed. Then mario and luigi realized that mario was lactose intolerant and he couldnt handle the whip cream. He hoped it was just a fart, then luigi started making fun of mario and mario started laughing so hard that he peed his pants. Then mario and luigi got home and changed marios pants, but mario still had foot aids. Marios laptop keyboard started to stop working and mario thought he was cursed because he forgot he had foot aids. Mario then searched up how to cleanse yourself of your sins. Then mario started doing the actions and luigi started making fun of mario and told him to get out of his house. Then luigi realized that it was just his foot aids and wasnt mad at him anymore. foot aids
"Mario, do you have foot aids?"
"Yes, mario has foot aids."
{foot aids (u must read this in a italian accent)}
"Yes, mario has foot aids."
{foot aids (u must read this in a italian accent)}
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Email: A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally!
Guy: :(
Email: A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally!
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Human two: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT
Human two: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT
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