pinch a pound

when you can put your hand on someones stomach (usually women) and squeeze you are able to grab a full pound of flab.

when you met your girl skinny and now all she does is sit on her fat ass...for so long you can now pinch a pound were her abs used to or should be!

by long shlong john March 19, 2010

Hound n a Pound

To make a girl scream when referring to sex, a friend may be doing that night with his chick.

Hey Mitch what are you doing tonight?

Mitch: Just hanging with my girlfriend

Me:What are gunna do Hound n a Pound her.

by Zcoredog January 21, 2006

squeezing a pound out of a shilling

A phrase used to describe a person who is beyond normal frugality or thriftiness. This person usually refuses to spend money on anything and is disgusted when they are forced to do so. Instead, they rather take any other option to avoid paying for anything.

“She is so cheap and tight fisted. She is squeezing a pound out of a shilling”

by Hugh Wards June 23, 2020

drink a pound of cement

1. to toughen up
joe “no way in hell im going on that rollarcoaster”
bob “drink a pound of cement, pussy”
2. to drink someone’s dick milk, word for ejaculate or cum
sexy woman “ooohhh hey there big boy😏”
bob “drink a pound of cement”
sexy woman “ PEG ME”

“are you happy urban dictionary? i defined the word already, look, drink a pound of cement, drink a pound of cement, happy now?”

by god i LOVE bacon and terraria February 9, 2025

Penny For A Pound

1. An example of poor customer service by an apathetic bartender;

Being the only person/group of people stood at the bar waiting to be served while the bartender/dosy blonde barmaid is checking his/her e-mails and/or facebook, completely oblivious to his/her waiting patrons.

Steve: "Barkeep, oh barkeep... We're in need of some intoxicants... STAT!"

Sarah: "Tell me about it. Ya Can't get a penny for a pound round 'ere mate!"

by robotmafia October 5, 2010

Pound a Monster

Taking down the biggest, ugliest, hairiest girl in the club.

Nick: Dude, I can't even land a grenade or land-mine tonight.

Ian: It's all good man, if all else fails you can always pound a monster!

by Pseudonomymous July 31, 2011

10 pounds of shit in a 5-pound bag

Phrase to describe something that is extremely ugly, messy, or fucked-up.

What a ten pound pile of shit would look like if stuffed into a bag made to hold only five pounds - shit falling out everywhere.

John Heinz Kerry looked like 10 pounds of shit in a 5-pound bag after his post-election-loss bender.

by Michael Hunt January 3, 2005