Sober As A Duck

when a person is as sober as you would expect a duck to be

millie- "im as sober as a duck"
everyone else- "wtf who says that"

by DarKnd March 27, 2022

Shit A Duck

An expression used when something shocking happens, be it good or bad.

Man: Shit a duck! She is fucking hot!
___________________________________________

Man A: Mate I lost my phone yesterday
Man B: Aw shit a duck..

by Gurtek the Destroyer June 2, 2009

sat on a duck

to fart while seated on a hard surface

Person 1: (Fart)

Person 2: "What was that?"

Person 3: "Somebody sat on a duck!"

by nickeltickler69 March 31, 2012

stepped on a duck

To guff, fart, break wind or quack

Jesus dude, that must have ripped your ass..sounded like u just stepped on a duck!

by ShavenLunatic October 31, 2003

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand

And he said to the man, running the stand: "Hey! Bom bom bom, My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning.

I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone."

I wanted to do a jojo reference but some one already did "Oh? You're approaching me?" :/

You, minding your own business:

a duck walked up to a lemonade stand (he has a hand k1nk): "Hey! Bom bom bom, My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning.

I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone."

You: "Dude, what the hell?

by MemphisTN120 May 4, 2022

Suck a duck ass

1: a Lame ass person
2: some one gullible as hell
3: some one who is socially awkward or Green
4: in Anglo Saxon term it means “suck a/my dick”

1: He really thought that try that old ass hustle on me I almost slapped his… SUCK A DUCK ASS out!

2: I know you fuQ’N lying! Girl Ivan spent all his money on her and she stood him up! Yeah he a… SUCK A DUCK ASS NIGGA now

3:You Toni what ever happen to that… SUCK A DUCK ASS intern you was training?

4: Dave: Hey Rich I know you off this weekend but can you cover me Saturday morning and Sunday night?
Rich: AWWW HELL NO YOU CAN… SUCK A DUCK

by Galehart Popwell March 24, 2023

step on a duck

An extremely loud that makes your butthole explode and rumble, and when it comes out it sounds like you accidentally stepped on a duck and it screamed. Usually happens when you hold a fart until you can't hold it anymore.

Bruno: *hardly and loudly farts*
Reese: "Yo Bruno, what did ya just step on a duck?!"
Bruno: "Yeah, and it feels like my ass ripped in half."
Reese: "Pull yourself together, dude."

by kylekkckckkckc May 3, 2010