Taking a Johnny

“Taking a Johnny” isn’t your usual synonym for using the bathroom. It’s to be used on a much greater scale. “Taking a Johnny” must meet three criteria:
1. Must be at least 20 minutes in duration
2. Must be in a public bathroom
3. Must keep other waiting

Guy 1: "Where have you been? I've been waiting for over twenty minutes."
Guy 2: "I've been taking a johnny over at the gas station."

by ahhsweetfuturamaison April 9, 2012

Doing a Jono

Where you, or your friend, betray your friendship with others of the same gender to go and flirt with other people of the opposite sex (and commonly fail to pull).

"Oh look at Mobbsy, he is doing another Jono!" or "Doing a Jono again, Mobbsy?"

by Trident Spliffmonster October 9, 2006

is that a jojo reference

This phrase is usually said when a person or group makes a comment or question that refers to a element from jojo's bizarre adventure.

Guy 1: "Ay dude i ate a slice of bread"

Guy 2:"IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE"

by God of the defs June 21, 2020

Never a joy

English translation of the Italian proverb "mai 'na gioia": when not even a good thing happens in your life.

"Damn, today I broke my phone and I had a car crash... never a joy."

by FikaLikeFederika June 16, 2017

lookin like a joint

Lookin good or attractive
Fine as hell

secy as fuck

"April be in work lookin like a joint, with her fine ass"

by lookinassnigga June 17, 2014

Did a Jonno

To drink so much that the night before doesn't exist to you.

Random|says= omg Jacob, you had sex with 3 different people in 2 hours
Jacob|says= Yep, I did a Jonno

by Jonno8825 January 2, 2009

Fuck a job

The term used to describe a person's belief that they dont need or want a job primarily used by Stitches (the rapper).

Dude: Stitches you need a job
Stitches: FUCK A JOB

by Sir pimp May 30, 2015