zoozie

A new girl at school that everyone wants the 411 on.

"Did you see that zoozie in Algebra today?"

by salty jane March 11, 2009

Zoombie

Someone who looks like they just woke up or walked off from a Zoom session in progress, or from one that just ended.

Since lockdowns started, mental hospitals worldwide had alerted the authorities that hundreds of zoombies were admitted with severe forms of antisocial or evil behaviors, with a number of them entertaining suicidal thoughts to stop their recurring mental or demonic torments.

by MathPlus April 16, 2021

Zoombie

Someone who suffers from exhaustion and other trance like symptoms after attending multiple Zoom meetings in a compressed span of time.

I tried to talk to Claire but I realized she was a Zoombie, after going to ten Zoom meetings in just one day.

by Jay Fitzgerald April 7, 2020

Zoombies

(additional definition) People who spend way too much time in Zoom meetings.

During the coronavirus health crisis, the 9th grade had so many long, online Zoom sessions that some turned into Zoombies

by AgeandTreachery March 23, 2020

Zoomies

When your pet runs around fast, inside or out.

My dog Baxter is doing the Zoomies in the garden

by Schoolar of Sqwaler November 3, 2020

Zoomie zoomie juice

A can of energy drink i.e Monster Energy or Red Bull

Hey bro could you get me some zoomie zoomie juice, I'm starting to crash

by Jesus's pet dinosaur November 16, 2021

The zoomies

A common phenomenon where your cat has heightened energy and they have no choice but run around the house to burn off the excitement. Causes for the zoomies include but are not limited to prey, and changes in the environment. It can also start spontaneously for no known reason. In the wild, the cat’s body builds up enormous amounts of adrenaline, so that when they pounce, they can effectively catch their prey, but because most cats are enclosed in a house, they cannot reach the desired destination. So the adrenaline (which is now useless) forces them to run around like a spooked chicken until the energy is spent. This quirk happens in the early stages of a cat’s life, and as they grow older and more mature, the zoomies get rarer and are eventually substituted for more sensible ways of burning off useless energy.

Zani got the zoomies randomly today. I don’t know why, but I assume it’s because she saw a fly.

by Bib the boulder December 23, 2021